I think your confusion stems from the fact that you're actually a FATHER. This guy obviously wasn't. Which makes me wonder why he stuck around the girl he knocked up in the first place. Guess it was her video game system...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You can't come in here talking about nerd rage and then call it "DR" Who! Dude!

"Your release date will be: Monday, October 24, 2011, 23:00" Aww, man!

I got SIX emails from EA telling me I could start preloading Battlefield 3 today.

What? I'm the only ignorant boob? It could happen! :-P

Ahh, you poor man. There will never be a good time to teach you. Either they'll be swamped and too busy, or too slow and can't afford the new guy as labor.

You have to!

Alright, I hope there's a shortcut back out after the boss... And I hope I'm going the right way. Currently I'm being slaughtered by little wheel skeletons. And I did see that lady. lol the guy peddling miracles 'got lost' again and came back to Firelink.

I'll worry about that when I'm not dying right as a gift goes on the field. they never last 'til I respawn dammit. :-P

Hrm, seems like you can't use the Halloween masks you won last year though. Yet anyway. :-(

I dunno, I'm already at the second bonfire of the catacombs... Doesn't it lead to the Tomb of the Giants?

I'm starting to feel a little burnout on Dark Souls, but I'm going to keep pushing. Other then that, some Arkham City and HOPEFULY some Halloween Team Fortress 2!

haha, I just got to this part myself. But I took a break not too far in and went back to do the catacombs first. It almost feels like a side-mission, because I've been playing with a +5 raw claymore and really light armor. But for the catacombs I'm rocking a +3 divine great axe and a full set of the armor those huge…

How no one in the audience yelled "Kung Fu Panda?!" I'll never know.

Once again, any non-Japanese Club Nintendo member takes it in the ass. :-(

So are you supposed to be able to access elite right now? I think my account on there is borked. The best I get is "Server error". :-(

Never again. That's all I've got to say. :-P

Apparently it's a genetic disorder, and she's just naturally that way! No hard work needed.

Craaaap. I was waiting for this to go on sale. Why'd it have to be NOW?

Yeah, that's the one. I couldn't remember its name for the life of me. I didn't realize you couldn't lose charisma though. :-)