If you reacted negatively to this then it's your fault we have Clippy.

Its SUPER cringey how much old humor was basically “oh boy, I sure do HATE my wife, I hope she dies, or at least I can die to avoid her!”

One of the best sketches of all time. 

I turned 18 in 1989 and I dated a high school senior while a sophomore in college. In fact, I was her date to senior prom, which made me really feel like a jackass.

Until I got there and two other guys from my high school graduating class were there.

I’m sorry to say that it’s a societal grooming. Dudes were like “when I’m 30 I’m going to want to date 18 year-olds, so I am not going to call this out” and the women were conditioned from the start for daddy issues. This one girl I was completely in love with, she showed me the professor she was thinking of banging…

They were all crazy, like threatening suicide pathological liar crazy.

I was one of the rare guys who actually dated girls a year or two older than me.

It was the 80's. A terrible decade that was basically Reagan and AIDS.

I was a ‘teen’ until 1994, and you’re not at all wrong in your memories. It was WAY more prevalent in the 80's. There were always girls in our HS that were dating guys who were already out of HS, and it was just commonplace. As fucking terrible as that sounds. When I was 16 my younger sister had a friend who I liked…

My memories of the 90s - and I was a teen at the time - is of a period when it still seemed vaguely “acceptable” or at least just-this-side or permissible for teenage girls to be getting involved with “older” “men” (sketchy guys in their 20s). I also think (hope?) this was the dying vestiges of that trend.

But she doesn’t name any names here, just like she’s never said who “You Oughta Know” is about. (It’s not about Dave Coulier. She will say that much.)

Oooh I love an MLM/fraud docuseries. I can’t wait to watch this stretchy trainwreck.

I think some people from the #FreeBritney movement are going to have to prepare to be disappointed in her. Not to say that she can’t and shouldn’t be in charge of her own life, just to say that we all make mistakes or the occasional choice that we believe is right but looks bizarre to the outside world. It feels like…

It’s very “I’m shocked, shocked, to find that [gossip-mongering] is going on in here!”

I see a lot more visits to places like UAE in this guy’s future.

Two second hand Ron Jeremy stories:

I actually thought that Silky won her lipsyncs pretty fairly up until Jan. And she didn’t really have a prop for her lipsync with Eureka, although some would say that the body bag in which she delivered herself was a propos for that particular debacle. But she had a great run up to that point and was probably just…

Silky’s Barbie Girl lipsync was fantastic, an absolute all-timer. The others were .. Silky slowly but steadily falling behind until she saved her bacon by pulling out a prop and not doing much of interest with it, over and over again. That cocktail gag, where she took like a third of the song to assemble the thing and…

I’m imagining Drake's true hairline as...