If you’re born on third base, you have no idea how to deal with the first baseman.  

We all understand how it works. Rich\famous\powerful have the access to resourses us plebs don’t get. But you fuckers can’t even scrape up the basic decency to not rub your exalted positions in our faces during a worldwide health crisis. You’re lives are oh-so-fabulous and during normal times we could roll our eyes…

For Thanksgiving this year my husband and I convinced his whole family to stay the fuck within our respective households. Husband yelled at the lab top while we ate dinner because that’s how he talks on the phone and to family members on Zoom, apparently. The whole day was punctuated with tech issues and it basically…

I could read about pampered city folks moving to the country ALL DAY. Give me that sweet sweet schadenfreude.

I’ve owned various houses since I was 22 (I’m almost 40 now). I AM SO DONE. It’s always worry, always fixing something, always landscaping or repairing or upgrading. I DIY it most not because I necessarily want to save money, but because getting a contractor in to do ANYTHING is damn near impossible, even before the…

It’s not throwing money away if it works for you.  

I’ve lived in the same house in the ‘burbs for 20 years and we’ve had at least a dozen houses sold in our neighborhood since Covid.

If you can’t afford to heat up a 17oo foot “cabin”, just don’t be an idiot and do not buy one.

LMAO the “outdoor wood-burning furnace” does not adequately convey central heating. Did he buy a cabin in the mountains and expect it to be a 4-season house? These people really have no idea about basic living conditions in the climate in which they appear to actually live in. And yes, grass and trees grow and you…

I am hoping it goes well and that you are safe. This old, white, straight cisgendered lady says FUCK PEOPLE WHO HURT TRANGENDER FOLK.

I’m Irish (dual like you) and none of what you said computes in my brain, sorry. No sympathy for the living symbols of imperialism here.

Right after I finished this season of The Crown Netflix suggested I watch “Diana: In her own words”. It was honestly sad. He was such an ass. From the “Whatever love means” quip to the very end. Grade A entitled straight cis white man. He agreed to marry her, in part because she was innocent and naive, and then he…

I am sorry for you loss, it’s a club no one wants to be in and so many of us are. 

Jeez, between him and Terry Gilliam, I wish the Monty Python crew would just shut the fuck up about trans people. (Gilliam was saying some similar wacky shit last year about how he identifies as a black woman.) I grew up memorizing Python routines and Brazil is one of my favorite movies and it sucks to see your idols…

I almost clicked on it because I was like...does Dax have a brother named Jax? I’d like to speak with their parents...

I just read the link about the bowling pin accident. Gawd. The stuff of nightmares. Also, he's fortunate to have gotten good care, considering how overrun hospitals are.

The one time I’ve had paella, it had half of a lobster in it (fancy-ass restaurant). I didn’t know I should have gotten escargot too! I would have sent it back and told the chef not to cheat me out of my goddamn snails.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Ah, yes, hand sanitizer. The perfect wedding favor when you’re not thinking about covid but you want your guests to imagine you thinking “Eeew, don’t touch me with your disgusting filthy hands!”