I make 2 versions of lasagna - a cheap one with store bought sauce, the dry noodles, brick of mozza - it’s like $15 for a very large lasagna. My expensive version i calculated was $55 - almost half of that went to the fresh pasta alone before the fancy ricotta, mozzarella ball and veal. Fancy lasagna, though, is…

One girl i knew through her boyfriend, who was someone i shared studio space with - he was writing a book and i was finishing a portfolio for school. They were both nice people, though she worked a whole lot so i rarely ever saw her and she almost never made time, despite me inviting her many times. He was kind of the…

I appreciate that hockey players are still rocking the mullet in 2019.

I definitely have a not-bedding regret too!

Thankfully there’s Zach Woods and Kumail Nanjiani

I would also add ‘Office Space’ to that list, just kind of in a different way. Northern Exposure and King of the Hill were two of my favourite shows ever, and so of course i delight in Joe Pera (who i just heard about now). I do think Northern Exposure gets a pass just because it had surreal elements in it from the…

That’s uh... Vince Vaughn in the picture up there?

Hmm

Truly terrible stools. I invited a 5 month pregnant friend to a new, popular vegan place (she can’t have dairy) - and I didn’t know til we got there all the stools were like this. So uncomfortable for her - and just screamed ‘cheap’.

Today i had off so i went by myself to this ‘hip’ brunch place everyone talks about as being the best, where the lines are super long - because today was a weekday, i was able to get in. The food was good but not anything very special - I would give it a 7.5/10. I then spent an hour and a half on public transit to…

In Canada, our legal dried weed comes in these large plastic bottles with the most impossible child-proof lids - also, ironically, stoner-proof.

True story: Some friends were playing around in the ocean and the one woman’s wedding ring slipped off. Our other friend kept diving down in aprox 6-7ft water and actually found it in the sand on the bottom.

My boyfriend watched the 1st and 2nd seasons all together and basically summed it up as, ‘Those bangs with that hat were distractingly bad’.

This sort of happened to me when i was 27. I’m from a small town and so the only fireworks displays I had seen in real life (and pictures) were the regular bursts in the sky. But i didn’t know shapes can also be made out of fireworks - like rings and hearts and planets.

One of the best comedy bits i’ve ever seen: Kyle Kinane’s story of the guy beside him on the plane with a bag full of pancakes.

I love the intermission peewee hockey. The crowd goes nuts cheering to see which 5 year old will be able to make it down the ice towards the puck first, while 3/4 of them fall in a pile up.If one of them gets to actually shoot the puck, it’s a miracle.

They’ve done this with saw blades on ice, to surprisingly successful effect!

If you’re in the Toronto Ont. region there is:

I was temporarily living overseas in the UK for uni. I worked occasionally as a life drawing model (nude art model for artists) for various art classes. I was up there on the stage during one informal class in a fairly dark room, kind of blanking out (as you do, standing doing nothing for a half hour at a time). I…