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Pierce Brosnan is the best.

My roommate will clutch her local, organic coffee while watching Gilmore Girls reruns as well as check her instagram feed or page through a Conde Nast traveller. There are many succulents and an edison bulb in the living room now. Trust me, I get it.

My boyfriend told me someone we know was dating a guy who had a lot of fillers in his face and her 8 year old kid said to him,upon meeting him for the first time, ‘Your face looks like plastic.”

This is a nice story :) I’m from Stratford and my favourite is maybe 17 years ago I was working at a restaurant there and went home after my shift. A bunch of people went out to the bar next door and there sat PAUL NEWMAN and JOANNE WOODWARD. Just like that. Amazing - it’s nice to see actors go to the festival when

Pine nuts. Pretty traditional - well, if you’re in Italy, anyway.

I’m crazily attracted to his character in Eastern Promises, despite not having a thing for scary russian mob dudes.

I don’t understand the popularity of their cover of Toto’s ‘Africa’,when the original is just so perfect and way better - there’s a reason it has so many hits on youtube. They don’t even harmonize the chorus properly and that’s the best part of the whole thing in the original.

Swans can be really bad. I’m from a town with a bunch of swans that live in the river (they are possibly also racist - the black swans do not mix with the white ones??). As a former small child and as i have witnessed, kids will go with their parents to feed them and once the food is gone they will aggressively chase

Tears already pouring down my face, this will be a hard (but likely rewarding) watch.

I left this boss/job 6 weeks ago - fortunately i was only there 5 months before finding something better.

I once had a very sad breakup with someone and afterwards took the subway home and i ended up sitting beside one of these couples. It was absolutely excruciating.

As others have said, i very much like this sunscreen!

As others have said, i very much like this sunscreen!

I hate all these fucking things, especially ‘hubby’vand for awhile when some women would address the guy they were seeing as, ‘the Boy’ - ‘I’m going to the movies and meeting up with The Boy tonight.’

This is the foot equivalent of me in high school wearing tight black vinyl pants i owned.

I have a vague disinterest in a lot of social media, but i love watching Vines - the 7 seconds really made for some random comedy you wouldn’t be able to find otherwise. Lots of comedy would be best distilled down to 7 seconds.

I think Ang Lee is also like this:

Some things you just can’t put on too cheap. Want to buy a box of discount condoms? NO THANKS

Those onion rings are *the best* - while A&Ws are quite popular here in my part of Ontario - it seems no one knows how good those rings are.

In high school, mid 90's, i would get hand me downs from my older cousin, one of which was an XL Bart Simpson t shirt with the Toyota logo with Bart skateboarding and yelling, ‘Ay Corolla!’ written on the front (my cousin’s husband worked for Toyota). I tossed it because it was certainly not cool to this 16 year old

Picturing Sarah Palin in an Ali G type interview with Cohen is LOL for days, I cannot wait. I loved the original show.