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You’d probably be rich.

Quebecois ≠ France Francophone

Of course they wouldn’t be dressing her if she wasn’t thin and white. Celine projects a version of wealthy, thin, white romanticism, the always and forever vaguely blank muse to designers who want to be tied to that image, because it sells to their clientele.

Vivian Maier had the eye. You just know it when you see it (which, for me, is the best thing about art). It’s an exciting thing about people in general: despite whatever their lives throw at them, there are people who just have *it*, sitting right there - you see right through their eyes.

This kinda reminds me of when i was single for 6 years in my mid-thirties. Granted i am *definitely* not Charlize Theron level in any way but would get a lot of strange looks by people for being single.

It kinda sucks. I am too young for the heyday of grunge (Cobain died when i was in grade 9) and too old to really have gotten a decent education in computer technology beyond the basics.

5 years ago i saw someone on the subway eating a salad out of a tupperware container, around 8am one morning. The thing that bothered me most was when she was done, she tilted the tupperware into her mouth to drink the leftover salad dressing.

It’s a shame Ann Dowd and Samira Wiley are both nominated in the same supporting category for Handmaid’s Tale - both are very powerful in their roles. It’s hard to pick one over the other.

I think they ignored the ‘amount of taxes you must pay’ bit.

In Toronto we have ‘Grownups Read Things They Wrote As Kids’ which is just what it sounds like, in a large bar setting. It’s totally hilarious, besides the usual diaries, you also get a lot of fiction written from english class and stuff like one guy had, which was a list of every swear word he could think of when he

A racehorse, a hot tub and a boat maybe?

I was having some all over hair thinning - my part was getting to be double the width of what it used to be, when i had a lot of thick hair. I’m in my 30s and was tested for nutrient/thyroid problems and it all came back ok.

I work as a designer in home fashions and i just gotta say - it’s everyone elses fault! It’s what sells - and also it’s the buyers that work for these stores that make the call - honestly, it’s often just one person’s preference at the end of the day.

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“I am a gay man right now just without the physical act – that’s all.”

I made a high pitched vocalization like, “OHHHWHIDICHIDOOOOOOO!” when i saw that baby porcupine.

Shot through the heart, you’re to blame. You give vlogs a bad name.

When i worked in animation straight out of college one of the first things i had to do was cut files from one server and move them into the rendering queue on another. The files couldn’t be copied because they were so large it would take too long.

Obviously, this. Someone is jacking off to those used jockstraps as we speak.

It’s a Radler type of beer - pretty low alcohol for a beer usually i think?

They have Belgian ‘Kriek’ (Cheery) beer that’s excellent - i actually hate beer but can drink that or grapefruit beer.