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That skunk creeped the hell out of me as a kid - those were the only Looney Toon cartoons i would want to skip. I was always like, ‘Leave the cat alone! You’re making her scared!’

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Man, i would’ve never thought in a million years that Staples Canada had it in ‘em.

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Toronto’s GO transit has these great little ‘courtesy’ videos. Whoever designed these things has a great sense of humor, they’re pretty awesome!

I’m allergic to mosquito bites and grew up in northern ontario. Will probably get cancer just from the shear amount of DEET soaked into my skin. Nothing else works for me, i have the kind of blood where i’ll be in a group and the only one bitten a lot. Unfortunately i get really bad welts that itch like crazy for 10

You ever read the Stephen King short story ‘Quitters Inc’? It works if you torture family members every time the person falls of the wagon.

To your point, it reminds me of a great print ad done years ago on sexual abuse. The ad showed a smiling family getting their family picture taken at a studio. The next picture showed the same shot from the back angle where you can see the father is grabbing his daughter’s ass while the shot is taken.

Andy Richter Controls the Universe was really good. Kind of like a precursor to Ally McBeal minus the annoying mannerisms mixed with a bit of a british comedy vibe too for some reason i can’t pinpoint. Maybe like a sillier ‘The Office’?

The only thing that really irritated me about Vogue was all the socialite shit. The beauty and brilliance that is Aerin Lauder, etc. Give me a break.

General cluelessness aside, pregnancy looks good on Blake Lively.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

I had a weird virus type skin thing on my hands which lasted, off and on, for like 3 years in my mid twenties. I would get tiny blisters on the front and sides of my hands/fingers, with a rash on top. Then the blisters would grow, join into mass blisters, pop and leak a clear ‘syrup’ down the sides of my fingers,

Periods and peeing.

Not the same thing, though kinda funny:

Gish is awesome, a solid rock record. Rhinoceros and Bury Me are my favourites :)

Blew Away

The Smashing Pumpkins was my favourite band from junior high to high school. The music meant a lot to me (especially Gish and Siamese Dream) but never have i felt such mixed feelings about anyone other than Billy Corgan. Can’t figure out why i love the music from him so dearly but the actual person is practically

I didn’t really try butter until i moved out, at 18. The only time we had butter in the house was for baking purposes - i think it was this widespread idea in the 70s and 80s that butter had too much cholesterol and the non hydrogenated margarine tub was the healthier way to go. When i tried butter on bread at a

I once attempted to try on a cool, long summer dress with leather, bondage-inspirted straps at an All Saints.