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He better do something about that hair before the trial. Very, “Hi, I’m a creep.”

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He didn’t say gay people don’t love their OWN snot-nosed fucking barf-machines!

Meanwhile, parents are out here worried about gays and trans folks doing something to their children. No you assholes, it’s the guy who plays the love innerest on Glee (I could be wrong about his role since I never watched the show but I do love Ryan Murphy) or the solid Christian father on 7th Heaven. The gays don’t

It’s such a desperate, transparent attempt to appear intellectual. But really? National Geographic? Pleeeeaaase.

That. Also, someone should just help her make a book of pictures of herself jumping in the air like this already. She isn’t going to quit it until that happens.

Why does Lea Michele always look like she belongs in a salad dressing commercial?

So <yawn> edgy.

People rustling the jimmies of the pretentious sector of metal fans (which is, like, most of them) gives me real, evil satisfaction. Is it easy? Yes. Is it entertaining nearly every time it happens? Also yes.

We are so sick of these dumb people. Also the tourists who get off the cruise ship and decide it’s fine to just walk up the side of a glacier with no gear. This is not a theme park, you will not be fine.

Agh! Every fucking year! Blow that damn bus up already! The cost of building a bridge over the river must equal the search and rescue cost by now.

yea totally. even like — “go to a different UT for 9 months and then transfer by the option that is already available to you”

You could try modeling self-reflection by vowing to eschew alt-right terminology.

I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”

When I was 16, I was paid minimum wage to participate in a reality TV show in Puerto Rico that included challenges like eating mayonnaise on camera with my hands tied behind my back.

Honey, this is a comments section, not a voodoo doll. I didn't cause you to be stabbed.

I’ll remember you in my toasts this coming Bastille Day.

Haha! I’m not going to debate politics with a “monarchist” unless I have a guillotine.