They're playing in Philly?  I might have to check that out.

They're playing in Philly?  I might have to check that out.

Oh dear god why?  I was expecting it to be bad; I was expecting it to be horrible, really.

Oh dear god why?  I was expecting it to be bad; I was expecting it to be horrible, really.

Am I the only one who, misreading the name of the movie, had a moment of panic at the thought of Stallone doing a remake of Bullet in the Head?

Am I the only one who, misreading the name of the movie, had a moment of panic at the thought of Stallone doing a remake of Bullet in the Head?

Absolutely.  I love it when cinematography finds a way to visualize something like infatuation.

Absolutely.  I love it when cinematography finds a way to visualize something like infatuation.

Manic Pixie Dream Girls are decidedly less alluring when they're, you know, actually manic.

Manic Pixie Dream Girls are decidedly less alluring when they're, you know, actually manic.

My experience exactly.  I waffled about going to see them touring for the first album because I wasn't sure how well the music would translate live, but a friend finally convinced me.  Thank god she did.  Not only was it bigger, and richer, and more propulsive, but the music was actually somehow tighter live than…

My experience exactly.  I waffled about going to see them touring for the first album because I wasn't sure how well the music would translate live, but a friend finally convinced me.  Thank god she did.  Not only was it bigger, and richer, and more propulsive, but the music was actually somehow tighter live than…

For once, the buffet line isn't going to be the most bacteria-laden thing on one of these floating petri dishes.

For once, the buffet line isn't going to be the most bacteria-laden thing on one of these floating petri dishes.

P'zolo contendere!

P'zolo contendere!

It was I who wrote it, @mike__tv:disqus , and it wasn't that gross.

It was I who wrote it, @mike__tv:disqus , and it wasn't that gross.

And why couldn't I do all three simultaneously?

And why couldn't I do all three simultaneously?