How did this story get assigned to Rich?

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

“overriding opinion is Briles was railroaded”

...where I hunt the most dangerous game of all.

“Hey guys... whatabout....”

hey there, long-time Deadspin reader, first-time commenter. And longtime fan of Texas HS football, so I can shed some light on this.

That giant forehead is clearly lying and about to explode.

Fair complaint! Caught it shortly after publishing, but can’t beat the comments. It’s been fixed.

Why is it a surprise to anyone that Dan Levy is guiding his team to Schitt’s Creek?

Dare I say, it would be kind of cool to see Brady meet his understudy (Gorpopolo I think it’s spelled, I’ve never known or bothered to know) in the Super Bowl and get his ass handed to him by someone that loves Trump possibly MORE than he does? (Bosa obviously). And you KNOW Trump would be there just slurping down…

Someone on Twitter made the joke that "they're all probably rural brexiters anyway" which made it all so much easier.

This article describes, precisely, why I haven’t purchased this game: I don’t like being an asshole and it’s literally a “be an asshole” simulator.

Police make up the largest, deadliest gang in the country and the message to witnesses of police brutality couldn’t be clearer: snitches get stitches or stitched up.

“The one company that seems capable of breaking the duopoly is China’s Comac.”

I got money on whoever Guyger was sexting. It was him or someone he told to do it. These cops all think they’re above the law, and they’re more than happy to pull the trigger on someone who testifies against their interest.

A sleeping giant may have been awakened. Unless this is quickly investigated and exposed, Dallas might burn soon.

What’s the over-under that it’s concluded to be “unrelated”? And then some drug-related charges are brought up against the deceased?