If he wanted to get away with it he should have played for OGC Mean.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

They are the most unreliable cars built in the last 40 years

Definitely the ETM. Electronic Throttle Module failure is to be expected in a 2000 and would have been the first thing I would have replaced. Ford/Volvo installed a faulty design that is guaranteed to fail by 100k miles. Xemodex offers a bulletproof replacement that is easily installed. He’ll be back up and running…

This is a horrible take. Between looking around for food/beverage vendors, talking about the game to other fans, appreciating the atmosphere and an infinite amount of other reasons people have their eyes off the ball, you’re going to blame phones?

Sell Solar City. Raise the price on the Model 3. Cut costs. Stop development of dumb AI crap like the summon feature.

I’ll piggyback on this by saying: Don’t get sick and you won’t have to be not healthy

‘Personally, I like the excitement of balls flying at me without notice and dodging or taking them in the face, neck, etc.’ - a sadistic sex addict that has no regard or care for their own meaningless life

Mostly selling green credits, not cars.

At what point does “it’s a concern they’re not making money even after reaching a half dozen self proclaimed milestones that would allegedly cause them to start making money” become “Tesla is fucked”?

Step one: Take Elon’s phone, delete twitter account, smash phone

Neutral: license the battery pack and platform to other manufacturers to use as a base for their electric vehicles. 

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it

AB doesn’t have a job right now because he claims he doesn’t want one anymore.

Seller-”No price too high!”

The first NFL player to declare themselves a communist maybe.

Changed my mind, it'll be the Bengals.

Maybe, but I doubt it. Give it a year and a few apologies. If he's not ACTUALLY in prison then some team like the Jaguars or Redskins will sign him. Maybe the Lions. 

Ugh.....if only they didn’t ALSO have Richie Incognito on the team. Moral fortitude is lost on Oakland.

Been watching him since his days at Arizona State. The guy is a cancer. If he were disciplined, he’d be a Hall of Fame player. He was that good even in college. But dumb penalties (mostly Unnecessary Roughness) negate any good work he might ever do as a linebacker. He pretty much ended Dennis Erickson’s coaching…