It honestly might be worth the effort, because the regular WYTS series, while fun, has the distinct whiff of “we’ve seen this act before.” But Why Your Owner Sucks? In depth? Sign me the eff up.

I think what blpppt meant was, with all the golf, and travel, and golf, and bringing his family with him to things where he shouldn’t bring his family, and golf, and that whole long time Melania hadn’t moved into the White House, and golf, and Ivanka’s trips with her pals like Wendy Deng, and golf, the Secret Service…

So they also need to see how much vomit the urinals can hold, how many turds can fit under each seat, how many dildos fit on the field, how well the bathroom stalls support fans fucking and receiving oral sex, and how well the parking lot can accommodate semi-discrete ass-eating. Then again, I guess the Bills probably…

Elvis died with upwards of 20+ pounds of feces in his body. What is the over/under on the pounds of feces in his bloated orange body upon death? I too think he will die on the shitter, phone in hand, open to Twitter (trying to slip into someone’s DM’s)

Yeah, wishing that Trump has a heart attack or a stroke doesn’t exactly warrant a secret service visit but if they are stopping by, can you bring a pizza with you ?

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

No, you CAN punch Trump, it’s just not worth it. You could very well get close enough if you have the thousands upon thousands of dollars to attend whatever garbage plate fundraiser he hosts, then don a MAGA hat and ask for a pic. After you connect you will be tackled, and you will go to prison.  It can be done, but…

i see espns “no politics” policy is following cues directly from the president

This is really fucking happening isn’t it. Trump says “GAMES ARE THE PROBLEM WHARGARRBL” and people are just eating it up.

One better: There’s ALWAYS been a recent mass shooting in the US.

Fuck that, mother fucker tried to kill a child for no goddamn reason. Beat his ass bloody and then dump him in a cell to rot.

Say it with me, ya’ll:

google “HamNo + squats” and prepare to be overwhelmed, my man

I do at least two reps of 16 oz curls. Occasionally supplemented with aromatherapy.

12? Weakling. I do 16 oz curls every night. Occasionally 19.2 even, or if the wife is out of town and no one is looking very closely at the convenience store so I can delude myself into thinking no one sees me grabbing a bottle of Steel Reserve, multiple 40 oz sets.

He would be dead.

I do 12 oz. curls every night.  Multiple reps and sets.

And because of that felony he couldn’t likely buy a gun in this country. He’d have to jump through all sorts of hoops like taking a wad of Benjamins to a gun show and putting them on a table.

They closed all those.  That’s why those people are on the streets.

I agree with the sentiment, but in reality all you’d be doing is making a smooth brain even smoother.