No. No they do not. Where are you hearing this??

Simply beating Spelunky isn't that hard. Getting to the City of Gold is something I've never been able to do.

I want to believe

I just looked it up and you're right, it's a three hit kill

Watch it again. He frisbees the first guy and then blasts the second guy for a double kill.

That Edge review was spot on. Could've been written yesterday.

Yeah, and only one class gets that perk. My point is that with TUs you had more flexibility in combat.

That feel is known. X-Com is a game that gives you what you put into it. It has a steep learning curve, and it is full of complex, randomized systems that I would never known about without some supplemental reading. And the sheer number of variables you could manipulate both in the strategic and tactical game really…

I had problems with the panic system as well. One time I mind-controlled a floater and made him kill himself with a grenade. My top sniper, with 90+ kills, gets front row seats to this and loses his shit for the next couple turns. Guess he wasn't used to seeing them die up close.

Expensive song with a broad appeal? Check.

Going into XCOM EU, I wanted to be like you Kirk, to believe that the omissions would simplify the X-COM experience for the better. Indeed, for the first 20-30hours I was convinced that Firaxis had succeeded in developing a faithful remake that retained the best qualities of X-COM: UFO Defense while avoiding the more…

The one with the girl holding the M14 is pure, distilled sexiness.

Christ, you're even worse than me.

No. Mexicans. Hence "alienate." I am not a clever man.

Good job alienating your largest fan base, Jesus.

*Sigh* I was wondering when furry mods would start popping up.

And you are just now realizing this?

Nice try, but no.

I am both impressed and disturbed that someone went through the trouble to make this.

holy crap.