omnipotentamoeba1
Omnipotent Amoeba
omnipotentamoeba1

Yeah they kinda are...but judging by the other pics on her Facebook page it’s totally intentional

Seeing that the Facebook page they linked has a video of her topless, holding her breasts with the title “I’m a Nintendo Girl :)“... nah, those are her nipples, and that’s exactly what she wanted them to do most likely.

I’m right there with you, it’s in every picture just a straight line that makes it look like she has perky/cold nipples. It’s distracting and I wanna know if it was deliberate or accidental.

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

Not on topic but where the hell did the terrible two’ss come from? It’s the three’s. My god.

Yeah, this is strange... I have a 9 1/2 month old daughter and this review has solidified me *not* getting this system...

Father of a 2 month old an 2 and 1/2 year old and I too have been having to game mostly in bed at night the last 2 1/2 years. To play on the big TV I have to schedule time for my wife to get this kids out of the house, and that rarely happens. My biggest savior has been Steam and the Steam Home Streaming option and

I have nieces around those ages and I am so looking forward to being able to game with my girls. (board games too... hey girls, lets play some eldritch horror!!!! :D )

My brother was the same. Twin girls, they are almost 12 now. We brought them into gaming. One likes it a bit more than the other. Taught them smash bros,and it’s scary how they picked up on it through the years..they are dominant with zelda and zero suit Samus

Yeah! He writes for Kotaku as well. This is the first I heard about his twins. I’m not a blogger but my game time has definitely taken a hit as I have less hours throughout the day to do *nothing* productive around the house. And that’s with one kid who naps great and sleeps all night!

I don’t have twins, but I have two kids close in age. I get 8 hours of gaming MAX in a normal week (when kids are in bed and wife is watching lame French TV downstairs)

As a new dad needing sleep, I initially read “father of twins (almost four now).” as “Holy shit this guy has 8 kids,”.

Are you a videogame blogger as well? My knee jerk reaction is, “you’re right” but my second thought is, “This is what he does for a living.” Your hobbies might take a hit when you have a kid... but your job shouldn’t suffer.

I’m in the same boat. I’m married and the father of a 9-month old daughter, so this thing will likely never be docked. The dock will most likely sit in a box up on a shelf in a closet.

Ooooh, new dad here (4 week old) I would love a “Dad Review” of the system.

This is a lot of my thinking on it.

Enjoy your gaming now... take it from another father of twins (almost four now). You will enter a hellscape for a few years, just hang in there and know that it will pass. We’re pretty much at the light at the end of the tunnel now that the terrible twos (and threes, which no one ever seems to talk about until you

“L: Ok, but it has to be an SNES game and it can only be played for one month and then the customer has to buy it. *wipes glue from mouth*”

That’s insulting to the intelligence of actual glue-eating lemurs.

Nintendo and has solidified my theory that they are a company full of brilliant artists, designers and technicians that, at some point, got infiltrated by a mob of brain-damaged, glue-eating lemurs that somehow got entrusted with 50% of the company’s decision making.