For the record *I* heard the sarcasm in this comment and enjoyed it.

I love the implicit assumption that the only fans of the original movie were male.

I saw Titanic in the theater with my dad, and the lady behind us had some sort of breathing problem that basically sounded like she was choking and snoring at the same time. It was annoying, but it sounded deeply uncomfortable and I felt really bad for her. My dad was a total passive-aggressive asshole about it and…

- The letter W

Photographers! Look for the cairn! There you will find the lovers!

haha the photographer should have used them as a tripod. I don’t think they would have minded.

Right? I feel so much second hand embarrassment looking at those pictures.

To catch you up: we’re calling them Lord and Taylor, and we’re pretty sure he’s doing it for Bond reasons.

Living a freer and happier life than I can possibly live now that I know about this box of horrors.

I don’t really know who he is but I have been enjoying those beach pictures. Mainly because I haven’t seen such a blatantly staged act of PR/ publicity coupledom since Tom Cruise’s couch jumping days.

“Yeah, ‘too busy’ scouting models,” Leo says, as he high fives Tobey Maguire.

I love it when we all get together and say how a victim of a trauma SHOULD react

Any chance Dear Abby writes dumb shit like this on purpose so the controversy reminds people her advice column (and newspapers) still exists?

If you have an injury or surgery, DO NOT take narcotic pain meds longer than a week.

Codeine ain’t no morphine. Stop.

I totally agree that a life changing event can push someone over the edge, I just disagree with the narrative that Vanessa was the one who kept him clean. Like she was his savior or something? I guess I just really hate it because I was in a relationship with an addict, and for a long time I thought I could be “the…

I find it really weird people seem to think he managed to keep his shit together for over a decade with Vanessa Paradis, and as soon as she was gone, so was his sobriety.

I would just annoy her by mispronouncing her last name as “Biz Markee.”

It’s funny how he speaks with a British accent in interviews.

I would explain to my wife and to my children that I was not comfortable with a manny around.