Head in my hands. Head in my hands. Head in my hands.

You forgot that the perp also gets their hand chopped off. C’mon, how could you of all people forget that part of the punishment.

UGHHHH guys the parks system is like arguably the only pure good thing this dumb country has going for it PLZ DONT SCRITCH OUR NATIONAL PARKS.

No, apparently that’s not all that matters. We have to delve deep into the psychological depths of her remark about babies and find to misinterpret it, thus we will denigrate her because we’re super hyper sensitive about having/not having children.

Who cares why she chose to stay alive? It worked, and that's what matters, right?

I'll be honest, I'm going through a dark fucking time right now and I empathized with her and found comfort in her telling of her own experience.

I can empathize with Ronda’s reaction. When something bad happens to me, I often think about killing myself. I have OCD and suffer from “all or nothing” thinking, which makes me believe if I don’t achieve _x_, or if people think poorly of me, then I might as well be dead. Struggling with those thoughts lately,…

I don’t know what’s going on here! She’s just singing a regular song with that fucking extravagant setting right? But why?!

I didn’t realize people were still doing acid by 1979. Do you mean to tell me that Steely Dan got it wrong on “Kid Charlemagne”? Damn it all.

I am so confused by what is going on here. Where is her other leg? Is she like a leopard mermaid and both legs are together in one leopard “sleeve”? Wat?

Holy fuck that is a lot of print in a larger than expected picture of Alessandro Michele.

Apparently THIS guy. Of course. Tom Ford must be weeping somewhere.

I was conflicted about the sound system during the awards. While the fact that they effed up so bad they managed to make Adele sound like a regular human rather than the goddess she is means someone should’ve been flogged.

Totally. His co-writer since forever has recently said he's not working with him anymore and that he's mentally unwell. It's sad.

As usual, you are perfection. M’lady...

Yeah, if my husband publically fucked up in such an embarrassing way, I’m pretty sure he’d be the one apologizing both publically and privately.

Ah hahahahahahahaha that is so beautiful.

Lol a “good wife” calms the waters when her husband acts like a complete jackass?? Nah babe, we good.