And she was an ethics prof! That’s the part that kills me.

Not to mention abstaining from sex with your client is a way to NOT completely torpedo your career, lose your license, and potentially open yourself up to a lawsuit. I think fully 85% of my ethics class in grad school could be summed up in the statement, “don’t fuck your clients, past or present.”

I was with her until I read nobody else can “help” him to speak but her

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for most everyone, except where it’s specifically in the job description.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

WHY IS THIS WOMAN WAGING WAR ON CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Are the ladies riding the bikes sidesaddle in that ad? How are you supposed to pedal like that?

Ooooh. For some reason I read the headline as “Ben Carson chased down and beheaded his own carjacker” and I wondered just what sort of batshit tangent his campaign was off on this time. Befriended makes more sense, sort of. I guess. I don’t know anymore. I need wine.

I sat here for five minutes trying to come up with something to say to make sense of this couple. I just don’t even understand people like this.

Oooooh, you went WAAAAY back for that one.

He is most likely a surfer/bank robber.

I’m about as staunchly anti gun as you can get, but the prospect of a naked man in a Reagan mask breaking into my home is terrifying enough to convince me to buy myself an AR-15.

This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen. Top 10 for sure.

Women in trousers? What next? Hussies out riding bicycles!

When I read that my first thought was, “Phrasing!” in a completely fucked up not-funny way.

It’s true. He probably saw it as angry consensual sex, the bruises as them physically hurting each other, the sad signs of a legitimate fight.

This totally caused one of those light bulb moments for me in reference to an semi recent ex. Any time we’d try to discuss things he’d pull the “we both made mistakes” crap, sure but my mistakes were things like raising my voice, and his were using my money to pay his rent and then refusing to pay me back, or sticking…

“you guys, this is really unfair. think about how hard it will be for me to get standup gigs in the future :( "

GWAKE. No contest.