It’s SOOO bad there. Especially from late-middle-aged men (in my experience.

Sometimes showing is better than telling. **shrugs**

I actually know it from the Cleveland Show.

Thoughts are with you. Chronic pain is the worst - I have rheumatiod, I can’t imagine massive burns.

Even if I was brave enough to stop and get out of my car, the only thing I know about someone on fire is “STOP DROP AND ROLL.”

I’m a young, small-ish woman. If I was alone, I don’t know if I’d stop.

Edit: I am dumb.

Tears.

I mean, I’m not a lawyer, but it says he plead “not guilty,” not “NGBRMI.” (I have surface knowledge of forensic psychiatry).

Not that I disagree - but there are ALWAYS kids outside screaming and yelling in my neighborhood while they play outside.

It isn’t his defense attorney, though. It’s his DIVORCE attorney from his previous marriage.

Oh wow that dude totally looks like my husband in that pic.

Thank you! Totally justifies my love for him as a person and as a comedian.

Tom Hiddleston never disappoints... Jus’ sayin’

I heard from a friend that Tom Hiddleston is a good substitute for Bettany.

I make it a point to shame creepers who are just being creepers.

Kim Kardashian did it.

Where is this statement from Andy Richter? I keep seeing it referenced, but I haven’t been able to find it.

Really. She left you because you didn’t beat her. Really?

She is the **weirdest** looking person. Her eyes are so far apart they’re practically above her ears.