omigoditsdanica
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omigoditsdanica

Kim Kardashian did it.

Where is this statement from Andy Richter? I keep seeing it referenced, but I haven’t been able to find it.

Really. She left you because you didn’t beat her. Really?

She is the **weirdest** looking person. Her eyes are so far apart they’re practically above her ears.

He cut off a 10-year-old girl’s clitoris. Stop trying to minimize genital mutilation as “something we no longer agree with.”

This is like... an elephant skeleton, not just an “I had sex with my wife’s sister,” human-sized skeleton.

Coconut water and prescription painkillers for me.

Watch out everyone. Hot take coming through.

Hate to be that person... but this is a criticism of Marvel, not DC (unless I misunderstood).

It’s “wrong” in terms of being incorrect. It’s appropriation... which can be done respectfully and in an informed way... but she doesn’t even bother to correctly reference the things she’s referring to.

That’s not the point. OK - YOU have no problem with it... but you fully understand where Christians would object to that characterization.

Right!? Honestly we’d be more likely to abbreviate it to “nonmaj.” But even that still sounds British.

Thank you for calling them “poops.”

I hate this graph so much, mostly because in part because it doesn’t even prove it’s own point.

There it is. The rape apologia was lurking under the surface the whole time.

I assumed he was high af on prescription pain meds.

Dude. The guy “going slow in the left lane” was passing someone going even slower on the right.

Yeah, but the guy in the left lane was passing someone...

I don’t really care about the tailgating driver so much... but the guy next to him in the right lane certainly didn’t deserve to be *almost* crashed into.

I really like the jaunty hats... but considering that I’m wearing yoga pants and a flannel at the office right now, I don’t think I could really blend them into my wardrobe.