This is a tradition I can get behind.

I totally understand your point - I guess for me there’s just a certain point where (pardon the cliche) I “just can’t with you anymore.”

I have a cousin who is a marine. He’s a ridiculous bigot and threatened me in a very nasty way for suggesting that gay people deserve respect.

If I get the head tattoo - can I grow my hair to cover it?

There’s that double-talk we all love.

Tangentially related... I went to Michael Symon’s restaurant in Cleveland...

Me too. After this miserable conference call I’m giving up straight into a bottle of vodka.

And that’s where you’re wrong.

This movie might actually be what I need to de-sexify him... I literally haven’t seen the second Thor movie because I cannot handle how much I love him.

Hah. I’m pretty sure TWO people are involved in deciding to have sex. The man could also choose to not have sex if there is no condom - it’s not exclusively the woman’s domain.

You’re still putting the burden of birth control onto the woman to be the “gatekeeper” of sex. Women aren’t allowed to have sex unless THEY have some plan in place to not get pregnant.

Yes. Their problem is with women controlling anything about sex.

I pay my portion of the family plan, including any data overages (because, let’s be honest, it’s definitely from me streaming netflix).

I’ve been saying this since I was a kid and I have no idea where I heard it...

Almost when as much as when I say “Oh ho, boy. You don’t know enough about this topic for me to have a productive conversation with you.”

My large contingent of tiny, round Italian aunts are constantly giving me crap when they’re around.

The Ocean at the End of the Lane is also very, very good.

Ahhhhahahaha.

Yeah... I just picture it showing a lot of schmutz. For lack of a better word.

As soon as my twin nieces are 10 they are getting a Neil Gaiman set.