I’m sympathetic to your position and LOVED the little rhyme at the end... but then I made myself sad because I can’t actually live by the rhyme... My dad calls my cats his “grandkitties.”

I agree with you. The guy killed a white rhino.

I’m pretty sure this defeats the purpose of being in the bathtub with your husband. This is for, like, ladies having a spa day.

I thought it said “Hoo.” I am 27 and might also be an old. I might have always been an old.

Is it just me, or is their strategy of out-conservative-ing one another finally imploding.

I just want to say in response, even though I’m WAY late to the party, that it doesn’t have to be like that.

It might have more to do with the fact that someone asks you to do something generally considered polite and your response is “DOUBLE STANDARDS!”

Yeah - it was mostly along the lines of “what the hell am I going to do with myself how will I ever deal with the horror i’m experiencing right now **hyperventilates**”

I’ve only had one as well - in this situation, I was the one who dumped him, but it was because I had moved back to my home town to be close to my mother, who was at that time newly diagnosed with lymphoma. At the start, we talked about him following me out there, something I would have done for him without much of a…

Hate to break it to you - if you’re being treated like a creep, you’re probably being creepy.

Is that... what is...

He’s in the lead ahead of the other GOP candidates in “approval”... the part they leave out is that he’s also leading in the “disapproval” polls to the tune of 61% (per ABC this morning).

I can just imagine the conversation:

That’s what kids would say to me when they were teasing me in elementary school... ultimately resulting in the nickname “Casper.”

One of us. One of us.

This is a pet-peeve of mine.

Me too!

And they aren’t all like “LOOK HOW MANY GUNS I HAVE. I CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHOOT SOMEONE.”

Nail art is appropriation?

I said this in response to another comment, but it bears repeating for the group at large. To the people saying there’s no way she’d save for gender reassignment surgery at 5: