They covered this in my undergrad research ethics course at University of Iowa. I have my BS in Psych.

My boyfriend and I both came into our relationship with two cats. Now that we live together we have four cats.

Just. What? What is she doing with her mouth? Why?

Don’t be obtuse.

I was this guy’s kryptonite in high school.

Right?

So... her point is that it’s cool for women to have to be extraordinary in order to receive the same consideration as average men?

“Mmmm. You can really taste the suffering.”

Their local costumes, eh?

the one where the fish was prepared, fried, and served all while still alive was WAY more disturbing to me

And probably no one will find proof until someone’s friend sends a woman a video of herself peeing they found on the internet. And then everyone will go “oh how horrible, this should have been prevented, oh well. I mean really we had no reason to suspect a two-way mirror in women’s bathroom might be used for anything…

Everyone knows that girl.

Another disturbing possibility... what if she finds someone in there!? Is she supposed to just casually ask the sex offender to please leave?

But *his* wiener is a PROPER NOUN!

I just imagine someone walking in on that and the sink-shitter yelling “FOR EQUALITY!”

I’m slightly disappointed that this isn’t being produced/directed by Tracy Morgan and starring Octavia Spencer as the titular Harriet Tubgirl.

Yes.

I think I’m just really bad at caring about how I look?

**sigh** My celebrity crush.

As an actual D&D nerd I can confirm that Vin Diesel is awesome.