I just straight up told my boyfriend, "If you hit me or cheat on me I'll leave you. I'll be sad about it for probably a long time. But make no mistake, you're not all I have going for me."

It's psychological withdrawal; she doesn't know how to deal with stress without pot.

I'm pretty sure he's not Mormon.

Everyone is talking about the traffic thing... and I think they make fair points, but I want to point out that not everyone can function on no sleep. Me being one of them. I need at least 6 hours to not be miserable, and I usually plan for 8.

I'm right there with you. I literally said "she sounds like she's on heroin." But she wasn't tone deaf like some live performers I've seen. And I think her frequent register-changing is interesting, if not well-executed in a live venue.

Poor Paula. I bet this is going to be quite difficult for her, given that all her favorite foods are loaded up with calories.

I read a blog recently where a woman made a 20(ish)-point list of all the instances where her young daughter had been slighted by adults that day.

I'm not a parent, but I can't imagine that physically restraining/disciplining a child on a subway would be easy. She was going to be judged harshly either way.

In defense of moms with no-shoes babies... Sometimes those little shits just won't keep them on! They keep pulling them off and throwing them! The only way to keep from losing the shoes altogether is to just shove em in the diaper bag.

Hahaha. If it was a guy who's Hollywood unattractive she probably would end up with him. (For the life of me I can't think of an example right now—Justin Long maybe).

Me too. Pretty much word for word.

If you go to read the whole thing on fastcompany (as I just did), be forewarned that there are some pretty aggravating comments on there.

If only we could somehow make the internet our jobs... *sigh*

It'd still be unpleasant, but at least it wouldn't be a surprise.

Girls have attitudes and little boys are disgusting. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Me too. The part of me that wishes I was European has to have it.

Uh... I thought they did? Didn't they pass an ordinance saying that there couldn't be more than x number of bars in x amount of space? They can't kick out existing bars, but they aren't allowing new ones to open in the same spaces when liquor licenses come under question.

Wise, indeed. If this were reddit, I'd upvote you.

I'm sure this comment will get buried, but as a childless person, I'd like to say that I don't think twice when I see people with kids waiting to board the same plane as me. Especially if it's a domestic flight. The only time you MIGHT get a sideways glance from me is if your kid is screaming. I don't mean "I'm…

Playing devil's advocate appears to be my thing today.