Wow, this has been up for an hour and I am the first comment to talk shit about Tyler Perry? Kinja really has killed the comment section. Anyways, Tyler Perry is a hypocritical piece of shit who has profited off of exploiting people’s religious beliefs with his shitty plays and movies, so its not really a surprise…

I have a thing for period dramas

Raise your hand if your post-break up routine is more like: hermiting, watching horror or romance or comedy films, crying into your comfort food and declaring that you’ll never love again.

You know what? I’m usually pretty civil here, but my mother and sister are both in the Houston area right now. Both voted straight D in the last election, and definitely believe in global warming.

You realize Houston is liberal don’t you? It’s the most diverse city in country & not even sort of filled with the rednecks you’ve imagined us as.

I’m a Houstonian. I’m a die hard democrat who voted Hillary & is working hard to keep my city blue. I don’t deserve this shit, neither does my toddler, or my friends. Not even the fuckfaces who voted for Trump do. This is terrifying.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

Ending a streak of thin electoral margins, Harris County — the biggest battleground in ruby red Texas with a population larger than 25 other states — turned solidly blue on Tuesday with the largest presidential margin of victory in more than a decade.

It’s a pretty loaded term that has historically been used as a sexist insult. There’s also nothing morally or otherwise wrong with sex work. But I guess Andrew’s use of it was in reference to a movie, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s because Absinthe taste like Satan’s liquorice suppository without the sugar and water.

Saw this totally cute baby on my Twitter feed!

That’s me

Me toooo!!!

I wanna try too. What a great article for these rough days!! Here’s my 1 year old smelling like sugar cookies and Sheabutter

AWWWWW

I miss the baby & pre-k stages..lol...18 years later...I get a text message, “I’ve changed my major..”...

Can I give it a try?

It was really late in the game when I realized, “Huh, I think this Dany person might take after her father after all.”

Lol no.

Or you can do like me....find a puppy through a rescue online, visit thinking “I’m just considering my options”....then spend thousands of dollars in vet bills and chew toys. And though she isn’t the calm dog you imagined, fall hopelessly in love and spend hours every day throwing balls and rubbing her tummy. I…