Why do people feel compelled to issue opinions about things they’ve barely even watched video of, let alone played?

I don’t think you understand how win-win situations work.

How the fuck can you say something that hasn’t even released yet ‘obviously won’? I don’t have a dog in this race, I’m going to play both, but ffs at least wait until some copies sell before you declare a winner lol

“Most fps fans DO enjoy other genres,” doesn’t necessarily translate to, “Most people want bonuses for another game instead of more content for the game they’re buying atm”

Yeah, “Those of us with a sense of humor,” and it’s more common cousin, “Geez, have a sense of humor,” are invariably invoked almost exclusively by those possessed of thoroughly unimpressive senses of humor.

Obviously the vastly superior Butterfinger Cup is cutting into Reese’s sales, BWAHAHAHA

“So I doubt if there was any inherent racism in making a game entirely, they probably never even thought about it...”

“Large size in Japan means it fits most size smalls here in the states”

This might be the single most obnoxiously irrelevant and self indulgent piece of reporting about any election ever. Jesus fucking christ, dude.

Can we just stop pretending heavily multiplayer games launching without hiccups is a reasonable expectation?

ITT: Lots of salty as fuck broke gamers who lack perspective on reality due to their obsession with their own person worldview.

“If a game can be made more fun at absolutely zero cost to the developer...” But there’s literally nothing you can add to a game at zero cost. Everything costs. Ten seconds of work costs.

Seriously! It always makes me laugh to see people complaining about how DLC is obviously money grabbing ploy to sell you less content for me when less than ten years ago console gamers were collectively bemoaning how PC gamers get expansions to their favorite games and console gamers didn’t....

People seriously have no fucking sense of perspective.

Seriously. These arguments can always be boiled down to the essentials of, “I don’t like it when other people have things that I don’t. Even if those things don’t matter.”

“Simulated accomplishments.” This. A Thousand times this. I can’t count the number of times I’ve read some pathetic screed about developers not ‘respecting players efforts/work/achievements etc’ and I’m just like...are we engaged in the same activity AT ALL? We’re playing fucking games, not working. Fuck.

Yeah, best of luck getting a bank to rollback a two year old charge XD

This. A thousand fucking times this. So tired of seeing people in my age category act *exactly* as embarrassingly horrified by advances in technology and changes in society as the older generations they once decried without the smallest inkling of the irony.

VERY MISLEADING THUMBNAIL PATRICIA. *ANGRILY WRITES LETTER TO EDITOR, SOBS*

They like it because it feeds into their power fantasies. It’s pretty gross.