ITT: Same lazy joke 10x

Thank baby jesus for our virtuous hero holding big media’s feet to the fire! LizLemonEyeroll.gif

Thank baby jesus for our virtuous hero holding big media’s feet to the fire! LizLemonEyeroll.gif

How is this article not named 8 Simple Rules For Shilling My Teenage Video Game?

I’m just generally super excited about this. The world needs more pokemon spinoffs forever. It’d be dope if this did well, and they eventually ret conned the whole pokemon talking thing. It would open the ssetting / development / multimedia possibilities immensely.

But it *is* the voice I always dreamed would!!!!!!

This is clearly the absolute pinnacle of human achievement, and I for one am truly grateful to have lived to witness its glory.

I’m not one to play the “I’ve never even heard of that game before!” card (generally I’ve heard of most console games, I’m fairly attentive) but I have seriously literally never in my life heard of those games.

No, you’re just a fully grown child. As are your friends, I imagine.

I don’t understand for the life of me how a can could read ‘Rehab’ on the side and a person’s response could be, “Hey, that thing there, I should totally drink it.”

Good, evil, and <s>mild pouting</s> the first pair of esports team captains I would totally let eiffel tower me.

Right, but the cost / range of uses for a refrigerator isn’t a useful point of comparison because *humans need food to survive*. Comparing a luxury to a necessity is absent-minded silliness at best.

I got every Megazord up through Turbo. I was obssessedddd

I literally *lived* for this playset as a child.

Uh, that’s a really unfair metaphor.

This fine ass Zach Quinto lookin bruh on the right thoooooo! I can’t even watch this rn he got me feelin some type a way

#JustBaraThings

Join Reddit’s /fireteams sub. During vanilla I just played with IRL friends. When Taken King came out and I got back into the game, discovered /fireteams, and suddenly made a ton of friends to play with.

*proffers a monogrammed silk kerchief for wiping one’s sweet, delicious tears*

*proffers a monogrammed silk kerchief for wiping one’s sweet, delicious tears*

#BringBackOurKojimas?

God no. Singer’s x men films are a travesty.