I get the feeling that if you want Trump to consider you a quality lay, you’ve got to keep telling him that he’s bigger than his father.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Multiple journalists have said they’ve got a bombshell a day in the stacks. It’s like political Advent, but with schadenfruede custard instead of chocolate.

“Like an enigmatic case of herpes, Donald Trump is back in the news”

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

What an odd and tellingly specific hill to choose to die upon!

while i find the overall proposition this piece enticing from a logical standpoint, i find the argument that supports it entirely lacking.

yes, the point of journalism is to convey truth and true things to the public - that is what makes journalism a civic pursuit, and an admirable one. however, there’s a big…

Yeah; as other commenters are indicating, she is likely a fairly normal mom for the Nordic countries in which there is a safety net and benefits of which Americans can only dream. We tend to forget that in many other countries, citizens do not live with the same extreme economic insecurity as we do: they have health…

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Read Jenny Trout’s recaps of this series, your life will never be the same.

I think that you’re confusing the strawman argument that people like her give with ACTUAL cultural appropriation. I have no problem with people wearing the clothing associated with my culture, incorporating our foods, etc. That is not appropriation. Appropriation is when OUR VOICES ARE SILENCED, and their…

Strong De Stijl vibes too.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

I jetted around Montreal in my US rental car the other week, which happened to have Massachusetts plates on it. I looked at Jr.TARDIS#2 and said, “Hell, at least we’ll fit in!” Vrrrroooooommmm!

Um fucking excuse you I had things to do this evening that didn’t include watching a Christmas special in mid-August, and now you’ve blown that all the hell.