" Good thing they weren't playing arcade games—specifically, The Berlin Wall"

Way to bash Verizon. AT&T was down, Sprint's data was down.

You're holding it wrong

Stay classy Giz; I left, came back to say hi, now I'm going back to Engadget. I encourage folks to join me, they have all your favorite missing Gizmodo commenters... and cookies!

You mean this isn't more Yanko Vaporware?

hiybbprqag is a meme @ THIS STATMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT

@Dan Mccarthy: @ THIS STATMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT.

"I'll take two"

@tovar619: search "recursion" on Google ;)

"so make sure you come first"

@xTRICKYxx: Also a bunch of double AA batteries!

@Sithishade Hates: @Rosa Golijan: Everytime she gives me star, someone comes and takes it away on purpose :(

One thing: P2P distributed networking; mobile, self-contained Internet for the people :D

@HerBDerb: Skeptically, I check the validity of your argument. While one can posit it is still the crappiest recreation ever, I stand corrected ^_^

What kind of douche knocks her up, then goes to war and thinks about it before proposing? Nothing like taking care of biz before you leave.

SA80.... um, no #corrections

@grysl: [instantrimshot.com]

@Settings: Do you see any new features? A new way of telling time or measuring it? No, just the same methodology that goes into a walmart watch, just with higher priced materials.

What's up? Another one-off watch, except this one is real and not prototype / vaporware. Is this Gizmodo, or a watch blog?