"... end of a pastrami-rubbed chicken..."
@Unregular: but...I need a car to GET to public transportation. Meaning, we REALLY need better public transportation.
@infmom: There are drivers on the road like this everyday. They feel they have to cut you off. But if you get the upperhand, and cut them off, they either back down, or go ballistic (which then means a call to the authorities..for cops or ambulance).
@GA TechWriter: So, you admit to bullying the bully...those silly students, and that dog! #communication
@FooSchnickens - Forklift Dirver Extraordinaire: Oh, I see some rea$on. A 2yr contract with "unlimited plan" nets the carrier close to $4ooo. Unless your phone tab is picked up by your employer, we are paying way more than my home lan line and data plan (ironically has better quality across the board) #remainders
Toke on your earbud! #applepatents
Keep a gallon of windshield washer/defroster in the truck/storage area too. How many times have you had to drive in a few storms, only to deal with the melt, days later. And run out of washer fluid! #car
@sehacecaca002: Just remember about CO posioning and to have proper ventilation (incase someone might want to run this inside the vehicle). #car
@blackcat77: kitty litter, rock salt or ash works well if you don't have sand. #car
I hear some douchebag named Billy Mitchell (USA) sent in a video tape of himself playing with 88 consecutive wins and 40 perfects... #tekken6
@Frankie Fusco: I would SOOOOO not admit to getting a Snuggie, even free...
@akashhhhh: And "Put Together a Salmonella Outbreak Kit" and "Put Together a Ecoli Outbreak Kit" too... #stayingeekout
Dear Carol-anne. Run away from the light. -Love Mommy. #internet
@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: Dirty Dirty Mouse Balls! My pref, Microsoft 2 button optical or Logitech MX serie... #magicmouse
FF or die! #canon1dmarkiv
AH ha! I was surfing and some warning popped up in FF about "Windows Presentation Foundation extension".
@GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: No wonder you are the funny! You're in Jersey! #security
Question: Birth year or birth during model year (e.g. Born late '64 means a 1965 Model...Like the Mustang 1965 GTR350...or even a 1965 Unimog...) :) #qotd
@SigmundTheSeaMonster (say no to Facebook): Wow. A lot of sensitive, imotional, reactions!