If you make this a regular feature, might I suggest those dialog tree games? I know there is one where you can choose to be a mafia enforcer or go all the way to mob boss, another one where you are a king and you choose between two women to be your queen, and another where you are a woman who’s sister is in love with…

Prey is definitely one of my all time favorite games, and is largely influenced by a lot of the minutiae, interaction, and game logic you experience by taking your time with it. Solving the safe in the first area is one that you have to go out of your way to do, but is immensely satisfying in the clever way it’s…

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

I asked a question and am trying to have a conversation, you’re just an asshole mad about something nobody will or wants to understand. Go fuck yourself.

Well that’s just prime.

3) A “launch day” VC package

Why would they use an Arcanine to gain access into the Gym considering it’s Flamethrower turned the hole into magma. What was the point of that when all they needed was a Machamp?

That part where the cop thought it’d be a good idea to melt the wall, thinking he’d be able to just walk through the dripping lava-like cement.

If there’s anything dealing with giant things underwater; count me out.

Do it Capcom. Remake or reboot, I don’t care:

“IF instant death, THEN don’t” is always a sound philosophy.

Here’s two fails of my own, first a trip to the quantum dimension:

Man, as an American who tends to enjoy a lot of the content BBC produces, I just wanted to thank you for paying that license fee so that I can continue watching shows legally or illegally funded by your generous forced contribution.

...Now I’m convinced that this is self-referential humor, and there is SOME article on Kotaku where you quote yourself, and I’m gonna find it.

I’m on to you, Totilo.

Let me just clear something up, since I know a lot of people have been speculating about our motives behind this story. We didn't publish this story because of a silly insult or because Bethesda wouldn't comment on a rumor. We published it because they misled people and discredited my reporting. If Arkane had given a…