Careful! If you say that three times Tim Allen gets another movie.

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There are a number of Pluto-sized bodies in the solar system. If we make Pluto a planet, then all those other bodies will want to be planets, too.

Fieri is just a figurehead. The real power in Flavortown is the city council.

Exactly. This sort of article is precisely why people don’t understand how science works.

Argh...

What *actually* happened was that in 1807, the astronomers thought that there was 11 planets in our solar system. By 1853, that number of planets increased from 11 to 23. Then, a new definition was created and 15 of those “planets” became known as “asteroids.”

In 1930, when Pluto was discovered, they called it a…

No. Solar gravity dominates out to about 100 000 AU. We know of a couple of different “detached objects” with a 500AU-ish orbit, notably Sedna which is slightly larger than Pluto and has a highly elliptical orbit with a perihelion of 75 AU and aphelion of 940 AU.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: You don’t change the number of planets by redefining the word “planet,” you do it by blowing one to smithereens

You know, people could just save themselves the trouble of having to rent a car and just drive to Hawaii in their own.

Look, give them a break, they’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

If only there was a publicly funded way of transporting large groups of people all over the island without needing to have everyone drive their own car.

So they’re not encouraging the rental car agencies to go back to normal pricing?

Truly pointless article. This could have just been a ratioed tweet.

And usually those memories consist of “why the fuck did I waste my time on a mystery show that has no interest in its own mystery.”

You aren’t missing anything. This think piece is completely pointless, even if it did have any sort of coherent argument to make. Which it doesn’t.

This post is frightening. 

I’m too lazy to check, but is Matt Schimkowitz the same person who made a remarkably similar (considering how different the shows are) think piece on here a week or two before Wandavision wrapped up?

I feel awfully naive as, I haven’t even thought about them deciding to have a second season (even if it has happened…

The horror aspect is she’s uninsured in Mississippi, the bill is $30,000 and she just finished obtaining a PhD with no financial aid and her credit score is 110.
*DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!*

“How do you do, fellow lumberjacks?”

This calculator from Runtastic (in metric, sorry)