"Yes mom, we got sponsored, that means we're big-time now."

Dear Ubisoft,
I know things were passionate at the beginning and we ran wild, no limits.
But we need to slow down. We want to make this relationship last, I'm not saying we need to see other people, but take some time, discover ourselves, come back with a stronger sense of self.

It's not me, it's you.

Did you not want to mention Europe? Considering we also have this happen to us most of the time. Even more so than Japan. Sure the game is out tomorrow but Brawl took a considerable amount of time to come out here as well as most games do. Plus we don't celebrate Thanksgiving or have any "Black Fridays" either.

My thoughts,

But if you're feeling a little burned out on Pokémon after X & Y, I'd sit this one out.

"deadlier enemies"

"8-players is too much"

If you don't like having fun, ok.

Curious to learn why there isn't a single female in that picture. Maybe they were too hard to mold? ;)

Wizardchu bestchu

Fuck that! Party Hat Pickachu 4 Lyfe!

The developers are literally screaming "We want money"

If you think it's painfully long now, try reading it one chapter at a time for 10 years.

Look at Moneybags Rockefeller over here!

One year later I just bought a Wii U.

Sad Elephant :(

Get a PS4 now? But... Arkham Knight isn't out yet.

It was Sakurai.

Awesome, now I know there is too much shit to do so I do not have to buy it to not play it until the end, anyway. Thanks Kotaku! (I am serious on this one)

BURRAKKU*

11/10 - The WoW killer, IGN