Sigh. Mel B was the one to call herself Scary Spice. Because she’s Northern and loud. Nothing to do with the fact she’s mixed race (which is what she self identifies as, not black). You USAians just don’t get English piss-taking and humour.

I still think “Stephen Miller” is his most terrifying character. Utterly convincing.

CATTTT PEOPLE, CATTTTT PEOPLE, WALK LIKE CAT, TALK LIKE PEOPLE

More often than not, though, Parker and Stone have fumbled when it comes to Garrison as Trump

With respect, I was an adult during those periods that Vandross would have been working. And just the HINT that you were gay would end your career. People lost work regularly for being thought or proven to be gay. So you can imagine how being found to be gay went for people in the media.

Was that the theme of Rashomon? That’s not how I remember it. *

you think that men actually want to spend a ton of money on a gaudy trinket? nah. you can blame the “patriarchy” all you want, but the truth is that the vast majority of women expect, or even demand men waste money on the most expensive ring they can get, and then dump another load of money and time into the wedding…

Ehh...This is like saying, “We all knew Trump was a nutcase, ain’t nothing to see here, Ma!”

So, you agree that it’s not mansplaining, but then you somehow find a way to say that actually, yes it is. I think we should call this womansplaining.

Here’s one for the “too sooners:”

Somebody clearly has trouble organizing their thoughts into one coherent response (like your candidate), so I’ll try to address all of it here.

It seems like there’s a small contingent on Jez that uses “Becky” with all the excitement of a 10-year-old boy who just learned his first curse word.

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

Sadly, reality is not a Safe Space.

Come on dude, Jenner is a conservative white woman who happens to be stepping her pussy up. If you think she’s an activist and not a self-promoting Kardashian than you’re naive as fuck.

Cool she got misgendered, she can buy herself a Bentley if her feelings were hurt - the actual joke was centred on the fact that…

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Cloud Atlas wasn’t racist. One of the major themes was that the same actors played multiple roles, spanning various ages, races, locations, and time periods.

Did you make him watch an Adam Sandler's movie?

Ugh I am probably going to get slammed for this: But goddamn y’all are mean. He’s 52. People age. We get pissed when people say the same shit about women, why is it okay to make jokes about how he “used to be hot” or how as someone put it, said he was “frumpy”? He actually seems to be genuine and think very highly of…

I don’t get the snark here. He loves his wife, and appreciates her intelligence and that she shares some of his tastes.