Me defining myself as a male does not warrant your rude remark. It makes entirely no sense for you to conclude that I was mansplaining.

The fact that the Jez staff doesn't know this show in and out is a severe problem!!!!

PLEASE save your fake outrage. Do you think her husband is going to anally rape her now? Or maybe they (like any normal people) will laugh about it. Common sense. Have it.

Much of that seems to be processed foods. With GMOs. So it’s probably (David Caruso pause), Toxic.

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

That was kind of my point...He said an incredibly stupid, offensive thing but people seem to be taking it literally and not like it was said in a hyperbolic manner (and disregarding the fact that he is a socially anxious mess). The outrage is a bit much.

Or because humans aren’t required to learn every single talent on the planet. Sorry if some of us don’t meet your standards of survival and proper equality. If it makes you feel better, I don’t know how to throw a football, nor do I care, but I can sew because that’s enjoyable.

The difference is context. Amy’s “blindspot” on race sounds bad by itself, but remember that the sketches and stand up in question were about lampooning ignorant white girls. If you watch the sketches in question its pretty clear she wasn't attacking minorities but rather white girls like her who thought like that.

But how will I fell superior to people if I can’t shop at Whole Foods? :(

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

if Paris was really on a prank, she needs an Oscar. if not, her people will be fired

Let me see if I can summarize this article.

To Gawker, any white male under 40 is a dude or a bro.

On feminist websites, much like in the rest of society, the only proper way for a woman to express her opinion is to keep her goddamn mouth shut.

You’re saying that we should stop doing the sacred ritual where a famous woman makes a personal statement and we descend on it, picking it apart and taking offense as if it was directed at us?

Jesus, she’s not pointing the finger at skinny women. She is speaking of the nebulous alternative of her own body. People have GOT to stop taking things so personally. Isn’t it exhausting? If she was responding to someone who slammed her for her body, we could have a point of comparison, but she’s not. She is just…

With her finger?! Like some zoophilic lesbian? Ew! Ew! Ewww!!!! Clearly, you don’t understand this woman has principles.

He’s basically just repeating things that the Catholic Church has always been okay with (or at least has been okay with for a long time) that haven’t been emphasized as much due to the Culture Wars. If it helps one abused person who was guilted into staying in their marriage because they interpreted the church’s…

ok why hasn’t anyone posted the little girl from the taco commercial..”why not both”. men have it both ways and frankly it’s bullshit. mo money n ladies faces on money. i’d rather spend a damn dollar with a lady face on it anyway.

Let’s not jump to conclusions until we hear what the rich white women on Twitter have to say about this.