@Saudrapsmann: The juxtaposition of "fap to you" to "This isn't highschool" makes it difficult for me to remember your point.

@Kaelri: On the mac verison, you can export your file as an rtf. Shouldn't be a problem with sharing in that sense.

@Brandon Jones: What OS are you running that requires you to run a "heavier" OS in a VM? If you're on OS X, I can assure you that Windows 7 runs much more nicely in VMware than Windows XP ever did.

@Monty: Nintendo sells a family product with games intended for a wider range of ages. The inclusion of free rubber sleeves helps them avoid lawsuits related to injuries sustained due to occasional idiocy.

@hawkeye18: Digital crop circles. Mel Gibson warned me about these.

@Omar Khafagy: sorry, that trip was FROM Dubai, not TO Dubai. And upon reflection, I was also racially profiled while crossing over the boarder into the States from Ontario.

@Robotronic: You know, I'm not much for supporting discriminating laws... after all, after 9-11 I was personally racially profiled on a stopover in Germany on my way to Dubai... but that being said, why is it that it's okay for America to support Israel but not for America to 'hail' Dubai?

@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Upsets as in makes it worse? Or picks you up from it?

@TheFu: I have found that people with a high blood sugar level wind up getting bitten more often.

@JS_Drupal: ... I think I'll leave this quote from the article above here: "In fact, my wife and I started a company, and she designed the Jitterbug, which is just a simple telephone."

@nicesocks: One word: Netbook.

@JBu92: Even simpler solution to all of this: Have two headphones... your good pair, and a pair of crummy "cuz I forgot my good pair" headphones. The latter can be earbuds that you toss into your laptop bag and simply keep there at all times.

@Groo8: Uh, that's what she said.

@FritzLaurel: I agree with Fritz here. I bought an iPhone 2G and ran into issues, and then bought an iPhone 3G and have had issues.

@Omar Khafagy: Sorry, I meant BMW not Mercedes.

@kylecpcs: Dude, how about YOU explain the Mini? The Mini is a car from Mercedes under an entirely different brand.

@Akhen: You really don't want to do exercise before that evening shower.

I love this idea, and I was thinking to myself: Man, I'd totally do this. Then I remembered I have a cat.

@Kevster: This is the funniest thing I've read on here in a long while. I love how you played along and told them that their "internet" is upgraded. That's brilliant.

@speedyMaldo001: What makes it even more priceless is the empty box of kleenex next to it. That was the FIRST thing I noticed.