The only metric by which a comedy should be judged is whether it makes you laugh, how frequently, and how hard. And there isn't a funnier show on TV right now, so I find it difficult to take reviews like this seriously. At its best, it's still funnier than 90% of other shows on TV and at its worst, it's still funnier…

"In just two episodes, Agent Carter has more genuinely thrilling moments than the entire last season and a half of Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Rosa: But if Marcus wants my number, he can ask me for it.
Holt: But…who…will…tell…him…that?

They had a couple of hours, and yeah that's not a lot of time, but I thought of it straight away and I'm sure smarter people would have, too. It can shoot its spirit beam from a great distance but it didn't, it just strolled right up to the city and the whole army stood and watched it happen and then, when Kuvira said…

Am I the only one that thought the decision to surrender was a bit dumb? In fact, the majority of the military response was stupid — such as lining up your army in front of the giant mech and opposing forces, just watching it come closer. You have an army of earthbenders! All you need to do is disrupt its footing and…

To me, the story wasn't important. It took a distinct backseat to the pleasure and enjoyment I was getting just from observing the level of craft on display in her prose. Sentence by sentence, it's simply excellent. The real power of her writing comes not from plot artifice but from her observations on human nature…

The three best books I've read this year: H Is For Hawk by Helen Macdonald, Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel, This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Diaz.

Vinegar dick.

I legit almost gasped when I saw that grade for this episode. You're out of your goddamn mind. That episode was hilarious - the only metric which matters for a comedy show.

Leslie Jones never fails to make me laugh, and is consistently the only funny element in Weekend Update.

Damn, I want to see Toph in action straight away, but I think you may be right.

Came here hoping for a shot from True Grit (the Coen Brothers remake), but no joy.

Haha, seriously though, I just meant the moment of clarification about GH-325 in this episode, when it all makes sense.

Dear Mr. Federal Law Enforcement Officer, no I have not contemplated harming other people with knives.

NOT THE BEARD!!

Definitely a top contender, at the very least.

HOT DAMN!

Every other writer on every other show can go the fuck home. This wins everything.

Captain Holt: "Nothing is okay. Wuntch, circling me like a shark frenzied by chum; the taskforce turning into a career-threatening quagmire; an internal affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity, and you ask, 'is everything okay?'

That Katt Williams impression was fucking perfect. Nothing else matters.