This is what happens when late stage capitalism meets memes. The only thing we can do is wait it out until The Next Big Thing.

As long as Chick-Fil-A is taking it in the shorts over all this, I’m happy. Did you see the gay dudes in the app ad, sharing a sandwich? Shots fired. Regardless, I’ll never eat any corporate meat (regardless of ownership worldview) the most disgusting, unhappiest meat on the planet. Bon apetit, idiots.

I like how she starts off saying she didn’t know she wasn’t supposed to text and then in the next sentence says she was just using her phone as a flashlight to find her seat, then goes back to talking about texting and saying she wasn’t bothering anyone because the sound was turned down.

God bless Alamo Drafthouse.

Whipping out this classic...

People talk about the communal experience of seeing a movie in the theater as opposed to at home- how important that is to the art form etc etc...

Oh, this... this is beautiful.

black cosplay AND jet set radio...hell yes

Yeah, I’m sure he’ll get right on that after he checks to make sure Jussie Smollet has no outstanding library fines and his front facing landscaping meets HOA code.

Cops just wanna have fun.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

And the women they do it to would like them to cut it out.

You’re not wrong, but you might be making a different point than the one you intended.

If you are playing something called Offroad Wood Transport Truck Driver 2018, you have issues that go beyond malware.

It’s definitely higher than that.. I know if someone had asked me that question during my difficult years I would have lied and said no.

Maybe it’s just me, but I like to know if a hotel is known for harboring rapists on the staff before I book with them.

That’s my plan. My apartment is prewired for Centurylink DSL only, max speed of around 25Mbps on a good day. Reaaaaly hoping I can get some 5G signal being on the edge of Phoenix.

Want to take a long standing bet that one of them will end up as a Supreme Court Justice?

I heard a phrase the other day that seems apt - “fall up” (was in reference to Megyn Kelly). Some well meaning Dad’s Fortune 500 frat bros/execs will probably take them under their wing for being so poorly treated by the media and social media and so forth. (!) :|

When will Black men stop being ashamed of their lack of follicles and grow the hell up and just wear a baseball cap everywhere like the rest of us bald guys!