How DARE y’all suggest socialism as the cure for social ills. They just need to live better lives and stop having babies without the use of contraceptives. Oh but wait, I guess the idea of a police force and fire fighters are kinda socialist too. And the internet is one big socialist thing. Dammnit! First flouride in…

Or if we admitted that we really do need much more robust social services than we currently have!

“which he paid for with his own money and delivered on his own”. Wouldn’t it be nice, if instead of spending 50 billion on a useless wall, or 50 billion on unnecessary military spending, or 900 billion on tax cuts for the rich, if our police, firemen, social workers and teachers had special monetary accounts available…

“...Were it not for a number of practical considerations...”

Exactly. You’re already paying them shit money and usually fucking around with their hours to avoid paying benefits. Now they can’t catch a buzz on their own time? That’s some bullshit. If my own urine being used against me isn’t a violation of my rights to avoid self-incrimination, then I just don’t know what is real.

I hate going into a store and seeing those signs about how they drug test employees. You see them all over - Home Depot, Target, Taco Bell (freaking Taco Bell!!!).

“Prince Rogers Nelson was arguably the most musically gifted artist in history (and by “arguably” I mean “definitely,” and I will fight anyone who says otherwise).” — Yes, indeed. I got your back!

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

It’s basically them taking words from African languages and then taking them WAYYY too far. It’s the transition from uplifting (like how some black people like to refer to each other as King and Queen) to ...wrongness (‘A Queen’s purpose in life is to serve her King’).

Go with Modafinil way better than adderall. Pretty expensive though.

Drugs, made by school teachers!

nah, man, you gotta shake up the ESTABLISHMENT. can’t have some fuggin’ DOCTOR tellin’ you what to do - they’ve been tellin’ us what to do for YEARS with our bodies and see where it’s gotten it us? fuckin’ nowhere. all the speedruns have hit their limits, my dude. you want to break the 40 minute barrier on pokemon…

Yeah it’s similar to how Airborne’s shtick is that it was invented by a school teacher. Actually, I would prefer a drug developed by chemists.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

I unknowingly took a boy’s virginity in New Orleans on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, then proceeded to have the sluttiest weekend of my life (in a healthy/#reclaimingtheword way).

10? lol late start

You are in a safe place, with a community that cares. Thankfully the trolls have avoided this thread, but we would all defend you mercilessly if they so much as sneezed.

I don't mind you asking. In fact, until it happened to me, I probably would have asked many of the same questions.

I can't believe guys actually do this.