Yeah, I have one and I’m perfectly pleased. It could use more games, but I realize it’s only been out 2 months.

This article is trying really hard to shit on the Switch

Yeah, you can have a lot of headache to make a 13 year old game work without any modern conveniences like multiplayer, or you can get the 2017 version with kickass little mini controllers that you can drive splitscreen with motion control or the thumbsticks with a friend sitting at lunch. I know which one I want.

You’ve completely neglected the cost of the phone itself. The Switch, including controllers and games is about $400. The cost of the television can be negated from either setup.

This article is trying really hard to shit on the Switch. As someone who has emulated games on her (android) phone, and even bought a similar MOGA controller to do so, the experience is really not the same. First of all, screen time is the biggest killer of a phone’s battery, so it’s not the greatest solution when…

How DARE y’all suggest socialism as the cure for social ills. They just need to live better lives and stop having babies without the use of contraceptives. Oh but wait, I guess the idea of a police force and fire fighters are kinda socialist too. And the internet is one big socialist thing. Dammnit! First flouride in…

Or if we admitted that we really do need much more robust social services than we currently have!

“which he paid for with his own money and delivered on his own”. Wouldn’t it be nice, if instead of spending 50 billion on a useless wall, or 50 billion on unnecessary military spending, or 900 billion on tax cuts for the rich, if our police, firemen, social workers and teachers had special monetary accounts available…

“...Were it not for a number of practical considerations...”

Exactly. You’re already paying them shit money and usually fucking around with their hours to avoid paying benefits. Now they can’t catch a buzz on their own time? That’s some bullshit. If my own urine being used against me isn’t a violation of my rights to avoid self-incrimination, then I just don’t know what is real.

I hate going into a store and seeing those signs about how they drug test employees. You see them all over - Home Depot, Target, Taco Bell (freaking Taco Bell!!!).

“Prince Rogers Nelson was arguably the most musically gifted artist in history (and by “arguably” I mean “definitely,” and I will fight anyone who says otherwise).” — Yes, indeed. I got your back!

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

Go with Modafinil way better than adderall. Pretty expensive though.

Drugs, made by school teachers!

nah, man, you gotta shake up the ESTABLISHMENT. can’t have some fuggin’ DOCTOR tellin’ you what to do - they’ve been tellin’ us what to do for YEARS with our bodies and see where it’s gotten it us? fuckin’ nowhere. all the speedruns have hit their limits, my dude. you want to break the 40 minute barrier on pokemon…

You are in a safe place, with a community that cares. Thankfully the trolls have avoided this thread, but we would all defend you mercilessly if they so much as sneezed.

I don't mind you asking. In fact, until it happened to me, I probably would have asked many of the same questions.

I can't believe guys actually do this.