Did you know: you don’t need a high school diploma to work for the TSA! Or a GED. Just a year of “security experience”.

This! The debate about whether or not the plant was poisonous, whether we knew that, yada yada - doesn’t matter! You’re not supposed to eat a single type of food! The other thing comes to mind is rabbit poisoning - you can starve to death eating nothing but rabbits. Even if you eat, like, so many rabbits. Science…

“My third biggest fear: He brings home a whore and says, ‘We’re married!’ Oh, and the whore has bangs.”

This. Ladies: catholic hospitals DO NOT have your best interests at heart. Do your research and make sure your hospital of choice will do what is best for you under any circumstance.

I work in a lab and you should hear what we say about doctors. And patients. And the billing department....

I LOVED that show! And every episode they’d have a challenge - survive under these conditions for this time frame. And they’d let the contestants pick from a random assortment of items to have with them. I still remember one episode, Suzy picked the perfume, Sally sniffed it and went “gross!” and put it back. Guess…

I also heard of one family from my OB - 6 girls. But turns out some of them were boys with testicular feminization. Sooooo...sometimes things are weird.

Some guys just throw one gender or the other. Once had a couple come through for IVF, 4 boys already, doing gender selection for a girl. 10 embryos - every single one a boy. Henry VIII would have been thrilled, I doubt that patient’s wife was pleased....

I missed the “or” in the second part, but I would totally watch the hell out of ghost lover + alive lover conspiring to take over the couple’s house....

Nobody tells you that this is a thing! But every mom I’ve talked to has been like “oh my god that day was the worst!” If someone had told me about that day prior to child having I would have bought a video monitor hands down. And to this day it would be valuable, purely for entertainment, as my toddler is *not*…

Yes! Big regret to not get one with my first, will def be getting one for #2 for this very reason. And for those heart attack nights when they decide to sleep through for the first time, causing mommy to FLY out of bed because why didn't he wake me up yet?! Video check in = stay in lovely warm bed....

Only a handful of staff. That poor woman - how DOES she do it?

Look, some of us have bad hair and wear turtlenecks! Or, as we call them, tacktlenecks! For tactical reasons! Signed, a scientist with bad hair and wearing a black turtleneck. (but seriously if I had access to her kind of $ I would pay a teenager to do my hair and pick out my clothes, teens are so stylish you guys!).

I remember reading on Theranos when it was first big going “we are NOWHERE NEAR what they claim to be doing, scientifically speaking.” It would be the equivalent to a company saying “we’re launching 1000 people next week for an Alpha Centuri colony, just trust us it’ll be fine give us a couple million and some…

I hope you enjoy your “I told you so” dance - truly, those are the key to happiness.

I’ll probably get called a troll for this, or be doomed to the grays, but here goes: the clock is real, kinda. Problem is that we don’t know how to figure out what an individual woman’s clock looks like.

I can’t bring myself to watch the video but I feel like “Hospice center” indicates bad things....

Early pregnancy can be confusing. 4 weeks pregnant = 4 weeks has elapsed since day 1 of your last period, the embryo has existed for 2 weeks and has been making camp in your uterus for about a week. About 30% of pregnancies that get to this point end shortly hereafter (your period would be a couple days late, but,…

On the resignation letter: do people say more than “I, Olookasquirrel, hereby tender my resignation as of [last day]?” Cause that’s pretty much what I did...

Coming here to say this - the note about removing all your personal stuff is good, but the author needed to add a note that some companies will walk you to the door the instant you say “I’m leaving”. So all that file transferring should be done BEFORE you shut the office door to have The Talk.