These Redd counterfeits are getting ridiculous.

That headline was the ultimate Fruit Stripe Gum moment for me.

Dude that literally scared the piss outta me, gotdamn!

Good God, I had to stop reading less than a quarter of the way through because I started to dumb.

Oooh you just knew I was about to post that didn'tcha, didn'tcha!!

And your weed was laced with Angel dust.

And what IIDX was doing before that.

I wish I could find the Michael Jackson Moonwalker gif of him turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away.