I may be the last horse to cross the finish line here but the revelation that the s’ploded man was a terrorist is something I fine deeply, deeply satisfying.

These Redd counterfeits are getting ridiculous.

That headline was the ultimate Fruit Stripe Gum moment for me.

Dude that literally scared the piss outta me, gotdamn!

Good God, I had to stop reading less than a quarter of the way through because I started to dumb.

Oooh you just knew I was about to post that didn'tcha, didn'tcha!!

The imagery that comes to mind from being enthusiastically ambivalent made me laugh harder than I prolly should have.

And your weed was laced with Angel dust.

Woaaaah, slow down there speed racer... walker.

No.

E-cigarettes also known as “Face Fedoras.”

Played by Eartha Kitt <3

And what IIDX was doing before that.

I wish I could find the Michael Jackson Moonwalker gif of him turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away.