Oh shit, you're right! Hayes is a hero!

To be fair, in Maine sometimes the third-party candidates really do have a better shot than the Democrats.

That's what I was thinking. Hayes is far more responsible for the existence of Jim Crow laws than for their abolition…

He makes me so proud to be from Maine. No, really, I just love how whenever my state is mentioned in the news it's because of some new way LePage has found to be an asshole.

The way they've used Kenny over the years has turned him into one of the show's most interesting characters. The way he was neglected last season was a real shame.

I LOVE that opening sequence.

Yeah, I hear that's really good! I'm slow to get around to watching things, though, so I haven't checked it out yet.

Man, that's some good animation. Even when distributing blatant propaganda, Disney still gave it their all, huh?

… Um… I mean, I liked Super 8.

Finally, Hollywood's giving the people what they want!

The latter, unfortunately—though with his pledge to stop rebooting shit, maybe he'll become interesting again!

This would have made the movie better. It wasn't particularly good as a movie, so why not have some gratuitous violence to spice things up?

It's meant to be evocative, rather than literal. He is undeniably… fascesque.

He was a class act, for sure!

Yeah, I never think about that either. Dang.

I'm sad that she was attacked by people so rudely, but I'm glad she won't be performing at this fascist's election. So… mixed feelings, I guess?

I do not agree!

I absolutely agree!

Now if The Killers can just make another album as good as the first half of Hot Fuss.

I, uh, have no idea. Yes? I never watched Lost. I hear it was good, though.