Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

Seriously. That sounds like a salad dressing recipe. I can’t wrap my head around the combination of stupidity and hubris that would cause you to believe that you, a random person untrained in medicine, have discovered a cure for meningitis, autism, etc.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Does anybody do the show and go, “Oh, wow, I’m so glad I had this really specific experience.”? Does being on The Bachelor offer anything other than the opportunity to become a D-list celebrity? (This reads like snark, but I’m legitimately curious. Are there added benefits, or is it just cool to be on TV, even though…

You are describing the most embarrassing moment of my adult life from about five years ago when, while day drunk on tequila and helping out on a music video shoot, I quoted Paul Mooney’s Chappelle’s Show bit about white people starring in minority films to a group of mixed race people and experienced my first instance…

Ooh, the oppression Olympics. I’m sure this will be a useful discussion.

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!

Hello, Black Americans. We understand your issue with race and all, and I’mma let you finish, but we’ve really been screwed over for a couple hundred years longer than you and nobody seems to give a shit any more.

Step 1. Don’t.

How have we gotten to the point where every celebrity has to say precisely the correct thing regarding every social ill? She’s funny and seemingly desires to be a good person. Is that not enough?

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

Precisely and yet they have very successful careers. Meanwhile the women in the profession have to be outstanding in every way, not to mention be scrutinized about their looks, weight, relationships, etc.

For a woman in comedy to be noticed she has to be exceptional. For a man? Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh would like a word with you.

Seeing that part about him coming from a broken poor family really pissed me off. As if that is some sort of explanation or justification for raping someone? Surprisingly, I also come from a broken home and poorly family, and I have never raped anyone. Astonishing, I know.

The lengths to which so many people, and so often strangers, will go to explain or defend a rapist is baffling, disappointing and infuriating.

Also, don't you love how he dropped that little nugg about her "being raised in Asia"!!! Everyone knows the Asian water makes girls go ga-ga for rape in dark places.

They styled the rapey bro look right out of him.

This is how he really looked before his defense team reinvented him as a harmless nerd:

UGHHHHH DO NOT CALL A RAPIST “A STAR” AND CALL A RAPE VICTIM “PREPPY” IN THE OPENING OF YOUR ARTICLE ABOUT A RAPE.

Well, his life better be in shambles. He’s a rapist. He gets zero sympathy from me.