UFO Big Squeeze is also great.

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This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

That’s absolutely it. It’s clearly politicking, because in 2018 Russia will crack down on the same hooligans and ultras they’re letting run wild right now, and their police will control everything else that comes up, and they’ll get to say “See? We handled it. France obviously sucks.” Typical, really.

I was watching a Mets game a few weeks ago and either Ron Darling or Keith Hernandez (can’t remember who) commented that you know the fight is over when the bullpens finally make it to the infield.

Yeah, I liked him a lot when he played for the Nets, but after Kidd left he wasn’t ever going to be a part of Hollins’ bizarro system. Glad he landed somewhere that works for him.

Loved how they announced that King was “reassigned within the organization.” Sounded an awful lot like memory holing, which would be great because I would like to forget he was ever involved with this team in any way.

Cory Spangenberg really looked like he should have been called safe on a play at the plate in the sixth inning last night

Recent other gem: Can You Answer These Sex Questions For Daniel Craig?. And an older, perfect one was The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World.

Considering he was born in Wales, educated in Wales and England, served in the RAF, lived the majority of his life in the UK, and is to this day closely associated with the UK, I think it’s fair to say he’s British, Norwegian parents aside.

Counterpoint: don’t waste money on stupid goggles and cut it while avoiding the root, so it doesn’t bleed as rapidly.

“I have never eaten a sandwich before.”

If you’re such a big fan you’d have noticed he said he was off this week at the start of last week’s funbag. Now go back to sleep.

NB: The “unidentified friend” in the photo of Nirvana is Kevin Kerslake, who directed the “In Bloom” video for them (and did a lot of other good music videos as well).

Did you grow up in Minehead?

This is, as they say, great kinja.

Zack Hample: [reads this post, writes furious blog post about the kids’ lack of mitts]

No, we didn’t need this, and this is a very bad take.

The craft/nicer cans are in the stand across from 223; there may be another stand on the opposite side of the rink as well.

I’d like to think it’s an intentional reference to Alamo.