A *container* of milk.

One of the most alarming things about the test screening results is that some kids thought Snuffy's sister Alice was stabbing her teddy bear with a knife.

I've been enjoying both shows, but Marry Me is definitely funnier than A to Z. On the other hand, quality is only occasionally related to ratings, so who knows.

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Holy crap, I had completely forgotten Days of the New ever existed, but that song was ubiquitous on MTV for a while. "MAH SHELF IN THE ROOM, HAS BEEN CONSOOOOMED" or whatever.

"Beetle Bailey Fried Chicken!"

I'll accept the claim that the restaurant is not named after the sailor man, but I never bought the explanation that it was named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection.

Just listen to Stan Freberg's United States of America Volume 2. That's all you need.

Folks are mostly disfigured or dead
But honey, I won't let it go to my head
My mama's face has dripped down into the dirt
But I keep chasin' chitlins, whiskey, and skirt

Read it and find out!

Me too! It's so much funnier to see him wordlessly widening his eyes or looking smugly at the reader in reaction to something, or just sitting there silently for three panels.

That book has to be the weirdest Garfield thing ever made. The one where he's possessed by some kind of demon cat? And the one where he's a lab animal who escapes from being experimented on? And the one that includes the phrases "kicked ass?" All this in a book that has lovable, family-friendly Garfield on the…

If you do, make sure your parents aren't around. That kind of thing is inappropriate.

You're probably right. It was a long time ago.

Featuring a scene where Veronica tries to seduce Archie! Which is exactly the moment when my mom decided to walk in. I never did see the rest of that movie.

Normally I would agree with you, but Mike Birbiglia's recent "Thank God For Jokes" tour includes some pretty good stuff about comedianism.

I avoided it for years because I assumed it was a competition show. But it's really different than anything else I've seen, and like the best reality shows, it's fun to yell at the screen. "TAKE THE DEAL!"

He was really good at acting with puppets.

I hope he started the interview, waited a few seconds, and then started the interview again.

Yeah, it was good enough to keep me watching. I just hope the jokes continue to outpace the romantic comedy schtick.