You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

I’m not mad about this.

They’ll take away birth control access and free contraception and health care and then start putting women in prison for getting ‘unlawful’ abortions. It’s all for profit. Corporate prisons are one of the only growth industries in the USA and much of Trump’s cabinet is heavily invested.

I wanted to have an abortion. I mean, I’d rather have had my birth control succeed 100% but I was very, very happy and relieved to have an abortion and get on with my life. My response is overwhelmingly typical, too.

I have a personal theory too that she is a deep cover Putin agent who was sent to keep tabs on Donald Trump and groom him to be President. Sounds far-fetched, I know, but it makes one great spy story.

Even though those same misogynist assholes (including women) say that Hillary not divorcing Bill is one of her major faults.

It was an impressive alt-right jab.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

It looks like he never did. Here’s the best photo I could find of his hands post-Melania marriage and pre-2016 — no ring.

I’m also wondering where the obligatory flag pin is? Pence wore his proudly and so did many others. I didn’t see one on Trump’s jacket or overcoat. Stupid things I notice, but along with a proper tie clip, wouldn’t have one of his handlers have that crap on hand for this day?

He doesn’t have billions of dollars!!

THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?

Or you know he could learn to BUTTON HIS DAMN JACKET.

Someone send the man a fucking tie clip, already. You’d think that someone with the billions of dollars and style and class he claims to have, he’d own a damn tie clip.

Serious question? Is this a large weird shaped piece of paper? Or just like a standard 8.5x11 and it’s just his tiny weird shaped hands?

I’m wondering if she’s also hanging around because she doesn’t want Barron to end up as another Tiffany.

And if she does divorce him while he’s President, can you imagine the misogynistic assault the right wing would subject her to?

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

#FreeMelania