Yep. I was watching Sesame Street with my toddler in her high chair when they started a musical number. I started shaking the pepper corn jar like a maraca along with the music, which she thought was cool. So I handed the jar to her. Then walked away. Three minutes later, she is covered in pepper corns, and I am…

I am not hear to tell you to stick to sports. I had similar thoughts going into this game. That said...

In Denver, a 1980s AFC Title shirt is kind of like a “native” sticker without the native sticker stigma. So I would say there is a definite retro value to certain championship gear.  

The Roosevelt impersonator when to my college. He’s been all over the alumni facebook page. Yeah, we’re the kind of school that produces people who dress up as Teddy Roosevelt for baseball games and then treat them like heroes rather than the complete weirdos they are. 

Believe, my friend. It’s all too true. It’s not just any gummy bear, it’s the sugar free ones. And yes, the after effects are as nasty as you have heard. 

I want DeNiro. Get your Oscar early on, do a few more serious films to establish that it wasn’t a fluke, and then just settle back and rake in the dough by taking three parts you could do in your sleep a year.

Think they found them in the junk mail box?

Anyone else hear the drunk law student in the background yelling something about a 1983 violation?

On Denver sports talk radio, we get Cordell & Cordell, along with their local competition, Trent Trani of the Trani Law Offices. Yes, Trani is pronounced exactly the way 13 year old you hopes it is. 

I think they hold on to it because it is associated with the 3-1 Super Bowl era as opposed to the 0-4 Super Bowl era. You may remember that the new D-less logo was initially seen as a message from Pat Bowlen that he was ready to move the team to Vancouver if he didn’t get tax dollars for a new stadium. It went over…

Trashing parking lots to avoid taxation sounds like legitimately awful and complaint worthy behavior to me.

A buddy of mine had to find a location for a three-day out of office training, and found out that the local Fogo will host that kind of thing in the large event room, as long as you eat lunch there every day. It was within his budget, so he booked.

Billy’s the worst kind of “globaly aware” person. The kind who went on a semester abraod in Europe and knows that America sux, but who nonetheless is blissfully unaware that anyone lives south of Austin.

I was at a DU grad student housing trivia night years ago, and one of the questions was, “What school has won the most national championships?”

I was listening to Denver sportstalk radio when the news dropped yesterday, and the universal conclusion was that a suspension is coming. Only question is how long, and does it drop before Sunday, because Julio Jones is coming to town.

That was my exact thought. My wife had a chow-shar pei mix when we got married, and I swear that dog missed its calling as a vaccum R&D dog. Vaccum motors were no match for that mat of hair.

Goddamnit I just survived six months of “who’s the starting QB” sports shouting debates on Denver sports talk radio and I thought I was done with this crap.

As long as we are making crude frat bro comments,

Look, I get that the owner is a tool, the previous owner was a segregationist, the nickname is offensive, and the front office makes bad decisions.

To the extent that that was a bankruptcy attorney joke based on the fact that you know off of the top of your head that Title 11 of the U.S.C. actually is the bankruptcy code, solid fist bump and all the stars.