Great, they’re watching me, too.

I think calling that turn a motherfucker in this context is entirely appropriate. Nothing you wouldn’t hear in the pits between riders or drivers.

needs new power steering pump I HAVE THE PART NUMBER PICTURE OF THE PART IN A BINDER

So, you haven’t encountered The Gawker Media Style Guide?

It’s a fucking motherfucker.

Ran when parked.

but murica anyway because we could crush shit with a Soviet T-34/85 if we wanted, this is a free country

I’d rather talk to a sailor than a condescending prick. That's just me.

Nope, it is still there. Look at the cars top down. Its actually really cool. Everyone rags on NASCAR for being such a redneck hick sport, but the amount of science and engineering to get so much out of such tight rules is fantastic.

If you're going fast enough, you'll slide the same way without safety gear. You'll just be looking at bones when you get done.

You glue up no more than 3-4 hours before the race so the glue (norton weather strip adhesive) stretches because it’s still tacky. (From a cup tire carrier 6 years) ;)

Stef: Probably one of the biggest aero ‘cheats’ that is not obvious is the shape of the sides of the cars. The driver (left) side of the cars is curved and semi sort-of shaped like a production car. The passenger (right) side of the cars is nearly flat as a billboard and has an optimized shape to keep the car from…

All the tracks generally have a local member of the clergy as their official chaplain. Prayers are generally a “hey lets have safety, fun, support the troops, and yea America”

But that’s not the type of terrain you see in RZR racing. Depending on the series it’s either desert racing, something you absolutely see Rangers racing in, or a course similar to a motocross track, in which case buying a dirt bike and doing actual motocross makes more sense.

Baja bug, definitely baja bug.

Wow...

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

I don’t have a FB account... I appreciate the post, made me spit coke on my monitor...

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…