I’m not defending the coach, but surely you can see that doing the right thing is harder when it will potentially send your child to prison.

PROTECTING RAPISTS MAKES ME SO ANGRY.

Because the throw wasn’t THAT bad, and it would have been a GW TD except for a truly remarkable play by Malcolm Butler.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

Unfortunately for Pappa the police ignored him screaming and rolling on the ground for quite some time, unsure if he was just trying to draw a yellow card.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Who gives a damn? Lots of teams’ fans have a nickname for themselves. Boston baseball fans are Red Sox NationDEAR GOD YOU’RE RIGHT THAT’S FUCKING INSUFFERABLE.

Uh... the Patriots won the Super Bowl last year after signing Revis. The Broncos are in the AFC championship after signing Ware, Talib, and Ward two offseasons ago.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

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“Might have, but most likely wouldn’t have”

Perhaps it’s because a friendly police department may have deleted things that are part of the public record, which is against the law.

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

You don't even know what a write-off is.

Herman,

Duplicitous Pebbles.

He probably felt better after he ate a bowl of his favorite cereal.

The poor fuckin’ lug at the end, whose Browns jersey (Trent Richardson, I think) isn’t quite big enough to fit over his many layers of clothes.

stop rubbing your wife-having in our faces