Totally fair. Cam has been great. I just don’t think he’s worthy of Deadspin’s Steph Curry-inspired “this guy is better than everyone else” knob-job post.

No question Cam is playing great. But yesterday Wilson had 5 TDs to Cam’s 3, and over the past four games he has 16 TDs and 0 picks. He’s also leading the NFL in QB rating and completion percentage. He’s right up there with (and starting to blow past) all the other MVP candidates, yet today we have our 50th Cam Newton…

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson had an even bigger game and is on a historic tear. But I know, Cam is the soup du jour...

“repeatedly punched a sleeping resident...”

This is 100% correct. Viewed in slow-mo, it looks like a lame call. In real time, when that helmet jerks, you gotta call it.

Deadspin does two things: blow-jobs things it likes, and lynch-mobs things it doesn’t (and it’s all good fun). But in this case, the beejer really isn’t deserved.

Duplicitous Pebbles.

Because it’s not a penalty until the ball is snapped. The refs DID blow it by kinda-sorta granting the erroneous timeout. But the ball was never snapped, and it looked to me entirely possible that the extra guys would have gotten off the field before the snap.

“It’s true: Every Seahawks fan is a johnny-come-lately dipshit—except me.”

Sharapova is the 3rd-ranked player in the world, former #1, and has won five grand slams—i.e. definitely NOT second-rate. Rovell is still an idiot, but it hurts the good guys’ case when we aren’t totally accurate.

Haha, Brandon Mebane is a strong man. Made Kelce look like a very insignificant obstacle.

Me too.

Those unies are fucking sweet.

Looking at his stats is a treat UNLESS YOU’RE AN M’S FAN. He wasn’t BAD, but fuuuck....

You are SO right. Perfect baseball game; nothing since has come close, and it’s a crime.

And there’s good ol’ US of A at #58, just behind Saudi Arabia.

Oh whatever. Yeah it was a dumb thing to say and an erroneous non-point. But if you only take the words he said instead of speculating about what he’s “really saying,” then he’s not wrong! Dominicans ARE badly undereducated. But they sure can turn on a fastball, and education does not equal intelligence.

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you, man!

Costas is a tool, but I have to say he’s 100% right we “live in an age of faux outrage;” that all takes must be scalding hot, etc. Now he DID do basically the same thing in real life with Strop, but he’s still not wrong about that obnoxious bi-product of the internet age.

I blame Luke Ridnour for the Sonics leaving Seattle.